Merry Onette/Teddy (judie) says... A couple days ago I got hit by a rare moment of compassion and thought maybe it would be best for everyone concerned if I just retired the Teddy screen name once and for all, because that name is a mockery of a real person. So, I put TeddyJ out to pasture. No more star by his name.
But soon as I did that, I was overcome with anxiety n fear. It was like the better part of me died! What would I do now? Ol Teddy was way more popular than my judie name, and now how was I gonna flirt n make time with them silly old wimmen? They all in love with Teddy!
I tried, I really did, ya gotta believe me, but I just can’t get rid of Teddy. I need Teddy! I really hafta to be a guy sometimes n feel all macho and manly n fart n cuss and charm them old ladies who adore me. So I brought him back and didn’t waste no time gettin back into Pukes to make them old wimmen swoon. I’m such a studly hunka hunka. Guess I do a better job as a man than as a woman. HA!
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