FORT BUBBLER

I did a little googling on the terms “bubbler” and “fort bubbler” and came up with some interesting results.

It seems that here is the US, a bubbler is a pipe for smoking pot. The most popular shape is decidely phallic and would lend humor to a clone screen name:

Bubbler: A device used for smoking pot. Different from a bong in that a bubbler tends to be smaller, and does not have a removable bowl.

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In Australia and select locations in the US, fountains and drinking fountains are called “bubblers”.

Bubbler is a trademarked name that refers to what some may call a drinking fountain. Massachusetts and Wisconsin are two of the only states in the US where water fountains are called bubblers. Parts of Connecticut and Rhode Island also refer to these drinking fountains as bubblers. The term is widely used in NSW Australia.

Oregon is also known to be quite familiar with the term, specifically in the Portland region where in the late 1800s Simon Benson installed 20 fountains, which are now known in the Portland area as "Benson Bubblers".

Despite its widespread usage in the aforementioned US areas, the term "water fountain" is much more commonly used than "bubbler" throughout the remainder of North America.

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Interestingly, there’s an Australian anti-bullying website that features “The Bubbler”, a thought-provoking short story that teachers can use to educate schoolchildren on how to deal with bullying.

Read the story (PDF file)

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Also, commonly found on the Australian coasts: the sand bubbler crab

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Other references to fort bubbler: Unfortunately this archive page is no longer available on the internet.

AND YA DON’T EVEN SEE MY LIPS MOVE!

TEDDY SEZ:

I been practicin' my puppet act and I got it down now where my puppets yap away and ya don’t even see my lips move! I can make em praise me n worship me and diss my enemies, all with a flex of my fingers and a mutter outta the side of my evil gnome mouth.

I got my sheep sayin' what I want em to say and jumpin' through hoops. BAAAAA!

TEDDY THE GNOME

Yep, I’m a short, fat little gnome, my take on the poor sap I mock with my TeddyJ screen name, which sounds just like his real name but I spell it different.

I’m a rude and crude lil guy and mean as hell. I got no manners or class to speak of and I love embarrassin folks and shockin the shit out of em. I got lotsa smelly gas which I let rip in the chat room and then laugh me ass off. (__o__) Ppfffftt! Ha ha ha! I’m such a stinker!

Sometimes I sneak up under someun’s dress and hide. While I’m under there we both get our jollies, if ya know what I mean. Them ladies are crazy about my pointy little hat. I tickle em with my whiskers and make em giggle. If I’m feeling really naughty, I get my fingers in the pie, so to speak. HA!

I got lotsa silly old wimmen who love to squeeze me n poke me n pet me. My pecker is only three inches all fired up, but they love the lil bugger. Just between you n me, these old ladies are some kinda desperate, but who am I to look a gift nag in the mouth. A squatty, ugly, stinky old gnome like me will take anything he can git! HA!

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SCUZZY CLONE

This post is in the voice of Teddy Jay Madagain, the clone I named as ringleader of the Motley Crew in the early days of the blog. Later posts are the voice of DaBlogger, the editor.

TEDDY SEZ:

Me n my gang got some nasty, skanky clones, but this time someone outdid themselves. That be fortbubbler, the deranged motor mouth clone who’s been hangin in Pukes lately. This lowlife clone has got to go! The best way to get rid of this piece of shit is to report it, as often as Pogo will let ya. Even me n my gang’s got limits, and this gasbag is way over the top. In the meantime, just mute it.

NINNY’S HAD ENUFF

This post is in the voice of Teddy Jay Madagain the basher clone I named as ringleader of the Motley Crew in the early days of the blog. Later posts are the voice of DaBlogger, the editor.

Seems our new room boss Nurse Nawty isn’t all that entertainin to some folks. In fact, she’s downright annoyin' to a few of em. Me n my skanks think the very public lust affair between Nawty and her new loverboy is cute as all get out, but I guess there’s folks that see it as a major turnoff. Maybe that’s why Ninnypoo blew her top today when Nawty and loverboy started up where they left off last night. Ninny gave fair warning early on she was gonna rip the “new room boss” and she weren’t kiddin!

Looks like loverboy and Ninnypoo maybe outta get a room next time.

SCREEN NAME RETIRED…FOR HALF A DAY

Merry Onette/Teddy (judie) says... A couple days ago I got hit by a rare moment of compassion and thought maybe it would be best for everyone concerned if I just retired the Teddy screen name once and for all, because that name is a mockery of a real person. So, I put TeddyJ out to pasture. No more star by his name.

But soon as I did that, I was overcome with anxiety n fear. It was like the better part of me died! What would I do now? Ol Teddy was way more popular than my judie name, and now how was I gonna flirt n make time with them silly old wimmen? They all in love with Teddy!

I tried, I really did, ya gotta believe me, but I just can’t get rid of Teddy. I need Teddy! I really hafta to be a guy sometimes n feel all macho and manly n fart n cuss and charm them old ladies who adore me. So I brought him back and didn’t waste no time gettin back into Pukes to make them old wimmen swoon. I’m such a studly hunka hunka. Guess I do a better job as a man than as a woman. HA!

FROM THE EDITOR

Apparently, a couple of days ago – Tuesday, I think - Judie’s personal info was given out in the Pukes room by person/persons unknown. Judie is quite understandably outraged and has allegedly filed a slew of reports on this abuse of her privacy.

This is what any innocent victim would and should do. But Judie is not an innocent victim. It is popular belief that Judie and her motley crew have done the very same thing many times in the past, snooping into people’s personal info and then making it public. Judie has a screen name using a play on another person’s real name (TeddyJMadagain). Using this screen name she allegedly gave out that person’s personal info in the Pukes chat room and added lies to the mix to make this person look as bad as possible.

Yes, judie is extremely upset about her info being made public, so now maybe she can understand how others felt when she did the same to them. Or maybe not. A sociopath has no remorse. In the heat of her wrath, judie is blindly lashing out and pointing her finger at anyone and everyone she suspects did this to her. In other words, all the people she doesn’t like and/or doesn’t like her.

One of those people she doesn’t like and/or doesn’t like her is me. Tuesday evening I made a comment in the chat room and Judie jumped me with her claws out, publicly accusing me and threatening me with a Pogo ban and police reports. Judie needs to be VERY careful in regard to false accusations and taking their Pogo woes to the police. Falsifying reports is a crime punishable by law.
ASK.com: Falsifying a Report

As for abuse reports to Pogo, judie has had so many reports made against her, it would be sheer stupidity for her to report someone else. Pogo keeps data files of the chat logs for legal reasons and I imagine they can search through them for a particular screen name and uncover past crimes and TOS violations.

Clearly judie applies a unique set of ethics to herself and feels that her actions are justified and acceptable, no matter how immoral, unlawful or extreme they may be. On the other hand, she views any injustice against her, no matter how trivial or well-deserved, as an unthinkable crime punishable by law.Think about it judie. You get back what you dish out. It’s called karma.