Thursday, March 10, 2011

SCUZZY CLONE


This post is in the voice of Teddy Jay Madagain, the clone I named as ringleader of the Motley Crew in the early days of the blog. Later posts are the voice of DaBlogger, the editor.





TEDDY SEZ:


Me n my gang got some nasty, skanky clones, but this time someone outdid themselves. That be fortbubbler, the deranged motor mouth clone who’s been hangin in Pukes lately. This lowlife clone has got to go! The best way to get rid of this piece of shit is to report it, as often as Pogo will let ya. Even me n my gang’s got limits, and this gasbag is way over the top. In the meantime, just mute it.





















































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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

NINNY’S HAD ENUFF

This post is in the voice of Teddy Jay Madagain the basher clone I named as ringleader of the Motley Crew in the early days of the blog. Later posts are the voice of DaBlogger, the editor.


Seems our new room boss Nurse Nawty isn’t all that entertainin to some folks. In fact, she’s downright annoyin' to a few of em. Me n my skanks think the very public lust affair between Nawty and her new loverboy is cute as all get out, but I guess there’s folks that see it as a major turnoff. Maybe that’s why Ninnypoo blew her top today when Nawty and loverboy started up where they left off last night. Ninny gave fair warning early on she was gonna rip the “new room boss” and she weren’t kiddin!
Looks like loverboy and Ninnypoo maybe outta get a room next time.












SCREEN NAME RETIRED…FOR HALF A DAY




Merry Onette/Teddy (judie) says... A couple days ago I got hit by a rare moment of compassion and thought maybe it would be best for everyone concerned if I just retired the Teddy screen name once and for all, because that name is a mockery of a real person. So, I put TeddyJ out to pasture. No more star by his name.





But soon as I did that, I was overcome with anxiety n fear. It was like the better part of me died! What would I do now? Ol Teddy was way more popular than my judie name, and now how was I gonna flirt n make time with them silly old wimmen? They all in love with Teddy!





I tried, I really did, ya gotta believe me, but I just can’t get rid of Teddy. I need Teddy! I really hafta to be a guy sometimes n feel all macho and manly n fart n cuss and charm them old ladies who adore me. So I brought him back and didn’t waste no time gettin back into Pukes to make them old wimmen swoon. I’m such a studly hunka hunka. Guess I do a better job as a man than as a woman. HA!

Sunday, March 6, 2011

FROM THE EDITOR


Apparently, a couple of days ago – Tuesday, I think - Judie’s personal info was given out in the Pukes room by person/persons unknown. Judie is quite understandably outraged and has allegedly filed a slew of reports on this abuse of her privacy.





This is what any innocent victim would and should do. But Judie is not an innocent victim. It is popular belief that Judie and her motley crew have done the very same thing many times in the past, snooping into people’s personal info and then making it public. Judie has a screen name using a play on another person’s real name (TeddyJMadagain). Using this screen name she allegedly gave out that person’s personal info in the Pukes chat room and added lies to the mix to make this person look as bad as possible.







Yes, judie is extremely upset about her info being made public, so now maybe she can understand how others felt when she did the same to them. Or maybe not. A sociopath has no remorse. In the heat of her wrath, judie is blindly lashing out and pointing her finger at anyone and everyone she suspects did this to her. In other words, all the people she doesn’t like and/or doesn’t like her.





One of those people she doesn’t like and/or doesn’t like her is me. Tuesday evening I made a comment in the chat room and Judie jumped me with her claws out, publicly accusing me and threatening me with a Pogo ban and police reports. Judie needs to be VERY careful in regard to false accusations and taking their Pogo woes to the police. Falsifying reports is a crime punishable by law.
ASK.com: Falsifying a Report





As for abuse reports to Pogo, judie has had so many reports made against her, it would be sheer stupidity for her to report someone else. Pogo keeps data files of the chat logs for legal reasons and I imagine they can search through them for a particular screen name and uncover past crimes and TOS violations.





Clearly judie applies a unique set of ethics to herself and feels that her actions are justified and acceptable, no matter how immoral, unlawful or extreme they may be. On the other hand, she views any injustice against her, no matter how trivial or well-deserved, as an unthinkable crime punishable by law.Think about it judie. You get back what you dish out. It’s called karma.

NEW AKA

TEDDY SEZ:

Jest temporary until some of my others git outta Pogo jail!



















Does this outfit make my ass look fat?









Friday, March 4, 2011

TROLLS IN SHEEP’S CLOTHING




Most of the Pukes room regulars have fled to greener pastures the past couple of weeks and some of the nastiest Motley Crew trolls have been slinking back into the room in sheep’s clothing, being friendly and sweet as a show for the room newbies.




It’s all an act, folks - these people have the nastiest, filthiest mouths in Pogo.  All of them make clones (Pogo guest pass names) and use them to attack other people in the Pukes room. Some are skillful snoops who probably already have all your personal information and photos, especially if you have linked your Pogo account to Facebook. They pay for memberships at info search websites and have even posted someone’s police records. How do ya like them apples??




These trolls are smooth talkin’ sociopaths who know how to pour on the syrup when they want something from ya. Like your soul.







HERE’S THE TROLLS





NOZEY PISSY (pristy)






Nasty Nozey Pissy is the resident rabid cur-dog of the Pukes room, spewing mindless evil drivel full of hate and lies. Pissy spent two weeks, 24/7, bashing a disabled room member with cruel lies and slander and accused another one’s husband of incest. Pissy makes equally nasty guest pass names for bashing.






Pissy has no real friends other than brainwashed newbies…even the skanky Motley Crew doesn’t like her, but they use her to stage the attacks so they can spend more time snooping for our personal info.












EE1ccHELGA THE HORRIBLE (EEstz)



Helga is an alpha pitbull that comes to a room and promptly rearranges or replaces the furniture to suit her tastes. Helga is a motor-mouth megalomaniac that can take over an entire chatroom, caught up in the magnificence of her own words.




Helga’s on a mission to bring all her fellow skanks (bella, CFP, jim etc.) back into Pukes but it aint going so well for her because too many people are on to her. Helga sure does love nasty clones, like Newfiedead445, one of the worst clones bella and jim ever made.






Helga is another one who seeks out the weakest minds to mold into minions. Grab that foil hat!








JOAN D’FARCE (CFP)



Always in pity party mode, Joan would like to convince you she is an all-suffering martyr who is innocent of all the nasty crimes she has committed against other room members, when in truth Joan is up there among the nastiest and ugliest when it comes to making clones/trolls and bashing.




The word “sanctimonious” was invented for her, just listen to her moan and cry how everyone done her wrong. Joan switches friendships off and on at the drop of a hat, and when she latches onto you it’s a 24/7 obsession and harder to shake off than fleas on duct tape. Compulsive liar.










LIL BIOCH (littlebitt)



Lil is a Bella and EE minion who has been tight with them for years. When bella made the nasty NewfieDead445 clone to mock a recently deceased room member, Helga and Lil laughed at every cruel and evil comment the clone made, and chatted with it like best of friends because they knew who made the clone.




Lil, like EE and bella, can fool ya, with phoney sweetness and friendly chat, into thinking she’s a lovely person. But if her masters give the signal, Lil will start spewing hate and filth and stomp ya into the mud before you know what hit ya.







Thursday, March 3, 2011

FROM THE EDITOR: SHOPGIRL


Shopgirl is new to the Pukes room, she’s been there something like 2 months, but she miraculously knows everything about everyone in the room and has from day one, it seems. She knew the best approach to problem players like Dad and RR without needing to take time to figure them out. She knew who not to talk to. Within the first week, she was parking overnight.





About 2 weeks after she first joined the room she made an outburst about “WETOWEN”, a clone name that hadn’t been in the room for weeks. Shop insisted he had been, but those who knew better smelled a rat. I was in the room a lot at the time and never saw wetowen. And why is a newbie so fired up against the bad guys?





A lot of people smelled a rat and they didn’t trust Shopgirl, but still she persisted, exploding onto the scene like Tigger on meth. Her chat consisted of overdramatic greetings, silliness and blather - happy happy, joy joy, dancing cactus, tra la la. T





That is, until this past week or so, when Shopgirl did a total 180. All of a sudden she is BFF with maggie, judie and gang, ranting and spewing hate like she’s been running with them for years. I think shopgirl is just a new name for one of the gang’s old cronies, maybe someone who got banned and lost their original screen name, or who turned a lot of people against her and had to make a new name and start over.