THE TOAD KING

CFP IS RAVEN BUT SHE KEEPS ON TRYING TO SPIN

FOR THOSE OF YOU who might have missed the moment, CFP blew her cover and exposed herself as the RAVEN name. FOR THE RECORD, WHISK caught it, NOT ME, but I caught on and managed to get shots of what hadn't already scrolled up.

Old CFP is still trying to get out of this jam, claiming it was a setup masterminded by yours truly. Lol, right...whisk and patti are my very close friends...NOT. Neither speaks to me other than a "Hi" and that only if I say Hi first.

HERE'S THE ORIGINAL POST ABOUT CFP/RAVEN

Ah, so much for the blogging hiatus, I just gotta post this!

The
ever-annoying and bullishly tenacious RAVEN was in Pukes chat today and
blew her browser, exposing herself as CFP50. This is the SECOND time in
recent weeks old CFP has blown a clone name.  Damn! Doesn't that woman
ever give up??

WHAT
HAPPENED: Whiskey made a comment that she doesn't trust CFP because CFP
has lied to her, and this comment made CFP so angry she responded in
the RAVEN name. She had taken her CFP name out a few minutes earlier and
had only one name to react with...RAVEN. Now we will suffer through
weeks of damage control  as we did when CFP blew her deepinsin clone
name. Good gawd y'all!

I managed to scroll up in time to get most of it in screenshots.

THE CANDIDATES

We've been hearing Base and Tom say they are planning to go meet up with the gals at CFP's soon, a summer soiree of toad queens and frog princes. Actually, I'm remembering how CFP stalked and snared old Owen and I'm thinking she's ready to drag another hapless Pogo horndog into the blissful state of matrimony.

How does an eyesore freakshow like CFP manage to get a man? Well, she clearly can't get one in real life because they get a chance to look at her before they try the goods and that sends 'em running and screaming. CFP has learned that for her, the best approach is the sightless world of cyber sex...no cams, please! She has doing it for years and by now she must be an expert. (FYI, one of her ex's told me that cfp loves to do cyber sex but SHE has to be in control and run the show. It figures, lol.)



Cyber sex is how she stole Owen/cobra away from his g/f in Mahjong Gardens and cyber sex is no doubt how she plans to snare her next man. Throw in a few brags about purported old money, home cooking, and bingo, the trap is set!

 Lol, any bets on which one will be the lucky guy?

MADE YA LOOK!

WATCH YOUR STEP

The dog pack is gathering early in the Pukes room today so be sure to wear those hip boots when you come in. You don't want to be stepping in anything! Lol

NEWS FLASH: CFP BLOWS HER BROWSER...AGAIN!

Ah, so much for the blogging hiatus, I just gotta post this!

The ever-annoying and bullishly tenacious RAVEN was in Pukes chat today and blew her browser, exposing herself as CFP50. This is the SECOND time in recent weeks old CFP has blown a clone name.  Damn! Doesn't that woman ever give up??

WHAT HAPPENED: Whiskey made a comment that she doesn't trust CFP because CFP has lied to her, and this comment made CFP so angry she responded in the RAVEN name. She had taken her CFP name out a few minutes earlier and had only one name to react with...RAVEN. Now we will suffer through weeks of damage control  as we did when CFP blew her deepinsin clone name. Good gawd y'all!

I managed to scroll up in time to get most of it in screenshots.

CFP'S SELF COMPOSED LOVE LETTERS

Who, male or female, would write love letters to THIS?

Well, I guess EE does...lmao



Inner and outer ugliness aside, who would call or write to a person that hates you and puts everything on You Tube? Sure as Hell I wouldn't!  Think about it, people, lol! C'mon, at least ONE of CFP's puppets must have a 3 digit IQ.

ONE LAST OBSERVATION

Well, it has been about 7 months since CFP leapt up on her Joan D'Arc soapbox and named herself the saintly savior of all the "good" people of Pukes, declaring to all how she was going to single-handedly destroy me and take down the blog. Petitions, complaints, local and federal charges, lawsuits were all in the works and would soon put and end to all my "evil schemes" and "illegal shenanigans". I would be banished from Pogo and my blog would be obliterated.

Hmmm....I am still waiting for the court orders, charges, lawsuit papers and multiple arrests that would issue forth from CFP's legal blitzkreig on the blog. What happened? 

What happened is what has always happened in the past...CFP concocted a huge farce with no substance or truth to it, to brainwash the pukes Newbies, and like all of CFP's past blowhard threats, the blitzkreig never got off the ground. It was 100% lies, brag and bullshit, folks. That's CFP.

CFP has made this same empty threat so many times, against so many people, it is actually laughable at this point. What ISN"T laughable is how CFP and her partner EE tried to convince people I lied about cancer, the most terrifying health scare of my life.  

And while we're at it, where's all those meltdowns I have all the time, according to CFP asnd EE? Have you seen any? Where's the evidence of drugs and drunkenness in my chat convos? Where's the evil threats and filthy bashing they say I do all the time? Hmmm, could they be lying about everything? You betcha!

STEP SAVER

I have places on the property where I have to use long hoses to do watering. It's a pain in the butt trying to regulate the water flow from way back at the faucet, and I need to change the watering attachment to a different type twice, several times a day, so it's a bunch of walking back and forth. Good exercise, sure, but time consuming and annoying as Hell.

Well now I have come up with a solution that works perfectly! Just put a shutoff valve (single or Y) on the end of the hose and use it to regulate the water flow. Turn the water off at the faucet when you're done for the day.

GREEK YOGURT

 Sorry, reader setup is not working today in blogger...



TO YOU-KNOW-WHO, this is how the setup looks:

TOLD YA SO

Lol, I just can't resist an "I told ya so!" so here's a shot of chillin, chumming with her long-time buddy, CFP. It must be a huge relief for Chillin to be able to come out of the closet and be known for what she has ALWAYS been: A spy and tattletale for the troll gang. I said so 4 years ago and I was right!

BIRDS OF A FEATHER.....

DECIDED TO REPOST THIS BECAUSE CHILLIN AKA BLABBERMOUTHING DIVA ANNOUNCED TO THE ROOM THAT I APOLOGIZED TO HER FOR THIS POST AND WANTED TO BE FRIENDS. 

THAT IS INCORRECT. I APOLOGIZED FOR GOING OFF ON HER, BECAUSE I FEEL SORRY FOR HER SITUATION AND I TRY TO OVERLOOK HER SNEAKY CRAP AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

HOWEVER, I DID NOT EXPRESS ANY DESIRE TO BE FRIENDS. I HAVE NEVER LIKED CHILL BECAUSE OF HER AWFUL MALICIOUS LIES AND HER  SNEAKY RELATIONSHIP WITH THE TROLLS WHERE SHE TELLS THEM EVERYTHING SHE CAN ABOUT EVERYONE.

TRYING AGAIN

AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, I retired the blog recently for a few months and thought I had closed that book, when CFP50 and EEstz pulled their nasty punk on me and got it all started up again. It turns out Megaphone Mouth CFP was telling everyone that SHE personally got the blog shut down. Well, that was just another CFP tall tale, made obvious when the blog promptly started up again right where it left off. 

JUST AS OBVIOUS, I was baited into blogging again by those two gender-challenged bulldogs, and it won't happen a second time. They can spread all the slanderous lies about me they can conjure up, WGARA?. If CFP and her boyfriend EE take over the Pukes rooms, let 'em have it, they have worked their scheming, dimpled asses off for it.and they seem to have nothing else to live for.

I am having a wonderful spring and so looking forward to summer! Who wants to park in a chat room with a bunch of sociopathic rejects from other Pogo rooms and swap preschool threats and remarks? Not me! My family, friends and garden are much more attractive, by far!

Y'all have fun!

WTG!

"to those of you that still read the blog" I say WTG! for not falling under the spell of the Puppetmaster/Drama Queen! It proves there are still plenty of people in the Pukes room with some brains and smarts. Plenty of sheep too, though. It's been a very good year for the wolves in sheep's clothing...