These are the Pukes room regulars who do the most chatting. (The trolls are on the Motley Crew page.) Not all the descriptions are complimentary but, quite frankly, there are not that many angels who hang out in Pukes. The nature of the room just doesn’t attract that sort of person. Most are simply miscreants by degree, me included.
This list is based on how I see these people, so naturally it is going to piss off some of the people who read it but hey, I tell it like I see it and they can take it or leave it. They know damn well what some of their "sweet" friends are up to in the Pukes back alley and if they choose to accept it for themselves then they can accept reading it on the blog or...just not read the blog.
For many Pukers, their only “crime” is being more concerned with their personal pleasure and popularity than who did what to whom; speaking to trolls is no problem, so long as that troll has done nothing to them personally. It’s kinda like the detachment demonstrated by a city crowd when they witness a rape or mugging: “Hey, it ain’t happening to me, I see nothing!” To each his own, but chatting with a nasty warthog like is a character flaw exposed, no matter how ya try to justify it.
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 MERRY WANNA (chillin) Merry, who recently moved to the desert, just wants to get stoned and have some fun. Watch out for her marshmallow gun! Merry’s a very smart gal and she’ll be happy to tell you she is (or was) a member of Mensa, just ask her. A bit of a diva, she’ll talk nice to ya if it suits her at the moment, but if Merry’s green-eyed monster takes over she starts sniping. Ah, those subtle innuendos! She delivers those snipes with a hearty laugh, hoping her target will miss the insult. Most do. I don't. Merry, who claims to be a “fence sitter”, is evasive about the fact she is friendly with many of the scabby trolls. Still, she is basically a harmless airhead, getting high off her cannabis popsicles and getting lost in space. PPP!     |
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 ERIN GO BRAGHLESS (boofy) Erin is a down to earth, fun lovin’ lass who just wants to have a few laughs and a good time. She is a genuinely nice person who does an excellent job of keeping herself out of the scuffles and bashing, which is not an easy thing to do. Erin has been in Pukes a long time and has proved herself to be relatively trustworthy and honest. She is very tolerant and will chat with some bad eggs occasionally but that does not mean she is a bird of their feather. Hoot n begorrah! Let’s party! |
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 MINI MUNCHKIN (dee) Mini proves the old saying “Dynamite comes in small packages”. She’s a feisty little munchkin who loves to have fun but can be a real fireball if you are stirring the pot in chat. Mini doesn’t like that kinda stuff and will get right in your face and say so! Mini is very loyal to her friends and, like her BFF Erin Go Braghless, has proved over time to be a fairly decent person. Just don’t piss her off! |
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 BEDBOY (badboy) A smart guy and a gentleman, too (well, sometimes). BedBoy is respected and popular with some of the ladies, which draws some jealousy and flack from the older old farts in the room. At one time BedBoy had a clear eye and he still tells it like is, even if his viewpoint disagrees with popular opinion. Bedboy doesn’t chat much (yawn), gets detoured by insincere apologies from scabby psychos, and he tends to get caught up in snipe fests with some of the Bad Guys (one of the only times he will contribute to chat), but most people love him, white socks and all. Even I did at one time.   |
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 THELMA THUDD (Whiskey/Tossed) Ms Thudd has been in the Pukes room a long time and knows exactly what’s going on and who is doing what to whom but always plays dumb and. Thelma likes to stir the pot then retreat to her trailer when someone calls her on it. She's a double-talking, furtive, self-serving person I would never trust, and her filthy barfly mouth is enough to make even a sailor gag! Booze seems to have burned a digit off her IQ.    |
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 KARMA (ladyg) This one would like you to think she’s a fluffy airhead, but it ain’t so. Karma is a very sharp and shrewd lady who has a lot going on you don’t see in her lighthearted chat. Karma likes to flirt with danger and dip her toes in dark waters but she is basically a very good person and just loves to laugh and have fun. Don’t let those voices in her head get into yours or next thing you’ll be dancing naked in the moonlight with dragons and singing with fairies! Karma hugs the turnips but never falls off the truck. |
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 SANCTIMONIOUS SAL (OCsurfers) Old Sal has been around Pukes forever. Hell, she’s been around forever, period. She claims to be 101 but we know she ain’t a day over 90. Sal has a keen memory of her youthful years and is the room’s most prolific story teller. She has a great sense of humor, too. HOWEVER, Sal is not all sweetness and light. Besides snobbily dropping sneaky, subtle references to her alleged wealth, behind the curtain she can be a relentless, vicious gossip and the witnesses to her flaming rants against others know exactly what I am talking about. So do I - she has had her teeth in my neck for months and slanders me night and day. Sal sanctimoniously places herself above any sense of guilt or wrongdoing. Sal also has the rude habit of taking the convo away from people she doesn't like and running with it like a quarterback on steroids. Sal thinks nobody notices, but they do. Still, it is very sad that her hubby passed away. I know they loved each other very much and she will miss him deeply.    |
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 BETTY BOOB (playin4fun) Betty is a genuine Pukes Old Timer, been in the room longer than most. Betty is usually rather quiet, but once in awhile she gets a chat jones and can be pretty funny. She calls her hubby "Boob" as a term of endearment. I wonder what she calls him when she's mad... |
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 DRU DRUMMON (CelticWinter)Dru is the Pukes room Poet Laureate, reeling off amusing limericks and rhymes faster than you can blink an eye and giving everyone a good laugh. Dru likes to dance to the drums in the heart of the woods under a full moon and is often joined by that capricious sprite, LadyG. There's a bit of the Druid in them both. |
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 ON N. ONANON (ONtrack)ON is one of those people you either love or hate, no middle ground. She is an intelligent, educated woman who has a lot of good stuff to offer in chat but she often gets sidetracked into terminally boring arguments with people she had feuds with in other rooms. When she slips into that righteous mode she goes ON and ON and ON, annoying the shit out of the rest of the chatters with her repetitious condescending vitriol. ON for some reason insists on putting herself above everyone else. FFS, she is simply a retired schoolteacher, an average gal. ON picks up and drops “friendships” according to the whims of her idol, Faith. She can talk current events, movies and books when she wants to, wish she would do more of that and less nitpicking.    |
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 ROSE R. REE (Truckse)Rose has been in the Pukes room a long time and is a fairly quiet person who no longer gets caught up in the feuding these days, but when she does she tells it like it is and doesn’t beat around the bush. Rose is very loyal to her friends and sticks by them through thick and thin. Very religious and VERY close friend of the dreaded Snaketongue aka Preacher Jim. |
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 MIDDY (mddy50) Middy is a very quiet, nice and honest lady who never starts trouble. However, she is not afraid to speak her mind, and she does! Middy has had a tough year so please give the girl a break and a hug. |
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 MISS CONGENIALITY (patti)Miss Congeniality is proud of the fact she talks to everyone and anyone who happens to be in the room. Oh yes, she is amiable enough in chat, most the time, but she has a furtive, sneaky side that likes to dance with the devil aka trolls and goblins. But you have to remember that patti (with her ex-buddy jaz) was a Wallows slut with the mouth of a drunken sailor. Patti likes to contemplate the size of a horse's dick and try to appear prim and proper at the same time. Whatta phony! For years, Miss C tried to appear as neutral/on the fence, but she recently decided to quit playing sweet and innocent and now openly hugs the scabs and goblins she has been in bed with all along. Everyone knew all along who she’s buddies with and have heard her make some very revealing statements, so we got the real picture a long time ago.  |
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 CALAMITY JANE (snfr)Few things are more appealing or more dangerous than a DIY diva! Calamity dives right into the project, creates total havoc, then drags her hapless hubby in to finish the job. There’s nothing like the smell of burning wires in the morning! Calamity comes on as self-assured and aloof, but the truth is she is uber insecure and unhappy. AND...she's another one of those green-eyed, sneaky backstabbers who has no problem lying through her teeth. SHE LIED in chat about me and before that she lied about a sleazy email she wrote that got into the wrong hands. You wanna be friends with someone like that, knock yerself out! Or mebbe let me do that for ya...   ~ hair color by L’Oreal |
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 THE EDITOR (DaBlogger) This be the judgmental bitch that runs the blog. She’s certifiably nuts, no doubt about it. Ya gotta be to do something as crazy as this blog. Seriously, the blog ain’t pointless or idiotic, it’s a way of exposing the liars, sneaks, personal info thieves, sex pervs and control freaks that drag down the Pukes room, not to mention all their nasty clones. And DaBlogger be doin' a great job of it! Please, no rotten eggs and tomatoes. I just did my hair.  |
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 PHIL A. BONG (joseywales) Mr. Bong is one mellow guy! You never see Phil jump on anyone. In fact, when the going gets rough in the Pukes room, Phil starts filling chat with jokes and amusing comments to distract from the fighting. He likes his pipe and smokes it often. PPP, dude! |
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 TOMCAT (bigcitytom) Tomcat is a really nice guy who treats most everyone kindly and with respect and he loves to kid around. Tomcat is a lusty horndog at times and can get downright earthy aka raunchy, but somehow it is rarely offensive. Ol. Tomcat just has a way with words, I guess. And with women. ~ Hat by Victoria’s Secret  |
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 GIRTHY GERTIE (woop61) Gertie is an earthy gal, to be putting it nicely, who likes to get right down to the basics, especially in Sex 101 class. Weinermobiles, giant dildos, monkey rockers...she takes them all on with gusto! The other side of Gertie is very intelligent, well educated and talented in the kitchen. She also has a sense of humor, albeit twisted at times.  |
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 RUEND N. ARIZONY (noisyroo)Ruend is yet another Wallows transplant. Rue can be the King of Sarcasm and a topnotch agitator when the mood hits him, but sometimes he is a fairly nice guy. He loves scouting out historical hotspots and Indian ruins in Arizona, so if you happen to be out that way, look him up and get a tour. He might take you fishing or snake hunting along the way! UPDATE: I found out for myself what so many others have been telling me about Ruend: he waffles like IHOP when it comes to friendship and he lies to make himself look good for the "ladies". |
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 WANTON WANDA (wickedwanda)The Wanton One is a hick from the sticks but she's put in more miles on certain roads than most the rest of us put together. This Wallows transplant talks like a hayseed whore and no topic is too perverted or disgusting to jump into - and neither is the language. There's been a few times I felt dirty after viewing Ms. Wayward's sleazy, bawdy blather and had to go wash my hands. I remember a couple of girls in high school who talked and acted like Wanda (don't we all remember at least one) and they always wore trashy clothes and had hickies galore. Wanda puts tear-jerking Hallmark comments out in chat just often enough to make the average Puker think, "Wow, Wanda has a such a big heart!" but I call bullshit on that impression. Wanda is a very clever, experienced schemer; I can imagine she has wiled her way into many a handout and freebie. Can you say "freeloader?" We all met a few of those back in the 60's and 70's. The Wanton One is friend to all the worst bashers, sneaks and of course, pervs. Birds of a feather pick carcasses together. |
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 SHIRLEY DU'WANNA (nebrhotcat) Shirley doesn't reveal much about herself in Pukes, but she has talked about staying up all night with BFF monkeysgrammy and wow, all of Shirley's minis are dressed for some hot action! Shirley overtly favors the Motley troll types for friends, lots of hearts and hugs for some of the worst ones. Still, Shirley is civil to all and that counts for something... x5 |
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 JUGGS O'RHUM (captainmo) Juggs is fairly new to the Pukes room and her visits are sporadic. Juggs likes to live dangerously, hanging off the edge by her fingernails. This sometimes gets her into awkward situations, but Juggs just laughs it off and moves on. On the brighter side, Juggs has an awesome sense of humor and can be lots of fun...if you don't piss her off somehow. |
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 IVA FLATT (jeffjr28) Iva came to Pukes from the Wallows room and brought her feisty with her so don’t tick her off. She’s an avid coupon clipper, yard sale aficionado and hard-core NASCAR / Jeff Gordon fan. Iva takes her races seriously and anyone poking fun at a lost race better find a safe place to hide for a day or so! But Iva has a great sense of humor and can be really fun in chat. |
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 ITSA BLOWOUT (hrvick) Itsa is another Nascar nut and the Bobbsey twin of Iva Flatt. The two of them are BFFs since their Wallows days and sometimes seems totally interchangeable, but after you get to know them a little you can see some differences that help you tell them apart. Itsa was known for her sharp tongue in Wallows and the move to Pukes didn't dull it one bit. |
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 TUSH HOHL (tash420) Another migrant from another room, Tush is a self-proclaimed bitch who has lots of experience in sniping and bashing, skills learned in her old room. Tush is highly selective about who she is nice to, and loudly announces who she doesn't like with a few snipes and bashes to drive her point home. A pill-head who obviously overindulges. Too bad she is such a loose cannon, she could be lots of fun for everyone. |
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 AHZ HOHL (lcala) Ahz is a mirror image of her twin sis Tush Hohl so just read the blurb for Tush and there you have Ahz as well. Add to that a brain addlepated by copious amounts of drugs mixed with alcohol and there you have it. 'Nuff said. |
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 monkeysgrammy Monkey is very chatty and friendly to everyone, but she did jump me her first day in the room without me saying a word first, so I'm thinking she was familiar with some of the Motley Crew before she came to Pukes. She's civil now, though, and that's all I care about. One of the very few people in the Pukes room without an agenda. Kinda nice. |
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 Sueshe53 Sue is civil and friendly with everyone but shows an obvious preference for the Pukes troll-types. I see her "friendliness" as a phony front. Could be a "reformed" troll using a new name. Sueshe has shown signs of bein' a cyber ho, esp. w/ The Swamp Thing basecamp, and has also shown signs of being a minion for CFP, manipulating people into CFP's camp. Sue had poor love-starved Ruend N. Arizony's head spinning for a couple of weeks. Whatta hoot! |
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| CANUCK |
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 SzyQ51 A very polite person who likes to laugh and have a good time in chat. Could be a "reformed" troll using a new name...SzyQ definitely favors the troll faction. Watch who she hugs and kisses. |
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