SSHHHHH! Teddy doesn’t know I’m here. I sneaked in through the back door so I could have a little chat with y’all. Hi, I’m a generic clone created for the purpose of entertainment, and my specialty is the Punk. You’ll be surprised at who created me. Ha ha!
You all know that every time a new name comes into the Tri-Pukes room and says so much as “Hi!” all those nasty room bullies jump on it and tear it to shreds, especially if the clone name looks suspicious. There’s always a lot of name calling and slandering and humiliating slurs. All-out caps, mouths wide open in full bray, teeth bared, spittle flying! Body parts and blood everywhere! It’s a feeding frenzy!
And there’s the frantic guessing game of who’s behind that clone: It’s Jim! It’s Bella! It’s Owen! No wait! It’s Carol!! No, it’s HYDEEEEE!!!
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Nope, this time it’s just plain old John (or Jane) Doe from up in the rafters, a player who never, ever chats and just sits and watches the chaos day after day while playing the game. Once in a while John or Jane finds himself feeling really bored, so he decides to go make himself a guest pass name and use it to chum the sharks and watch the show. LOLOLOL! Lookit them teeth, wouldja!
PUNKED!
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