Sunday, February 20, 2011

HMMMMM…


The early blog posts were done in the voice of TeddyJMadagain  the basher clone I nominated for Motley Crew gang leader



HI, I’M Teddy! (judie2247)



I'm rude, crude and classless! I got a bad gut so I pass nasty green clouds all day long. Sometimes I have a "little accident", so I smell like baby poop most the time. I spend a lot of time in Tri-Pukes collecting old ladies for my fan club. I feel like a big ol teddy bear stud muffin when I’m in that room. Too bad I ain’t really a guy.  HA!




Teddy says...



You know we all been beatin our brains out tryin to figure out who the hell’s makin all these nasty new clones. First just about everyone was thinkin it was cousin Black Sheep Lizzie, but after a couple days that idea lost steam. Too many holes in that theory, didn’t feel right. Then we thought, well, mebbe it’s ol Owen or ol Jimbo, them two are real assholes, why not? We knocked that one around for awhile and it looked pretty good.



But then I got to thinkin, hmmmm, ol Hack Daddy (dadski ) hasn’t been around at all lately, what’s up with that? Weird. Hmmm. Could it be ol Hack Daddy hasn’t been in cuz he been busy doin the clones and didn’t want to take the chance of blowin his browser? Browser blowin is the shits.



Lessee, Hack Daddy hates almost everyone ever comes into the room. Check. Hack Daddy has a real ugly temper. Check. He sure knows how to spew the nasty. Check.
Hmmmm….






BUSTED!

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