Saturday, February 12, 2011

NOZEY LIZZIE, OUR HERO




This post is in the voice of Teddy Jay Madagain , the clone I named as ringleader of the Motley Crew in the early days of the blog. Later posts are the voice of DaBlogger, the editor.




TEDDY SEZ:


Aaaawwweee, I am so moved by what Nozey Pissy was tellin everyone in Pukes today, how she came back to the Pukes room to be our hero and confront CFP50 and run her out of the room. And here me n the gang had been thinkin’ she came back to confront CFP50 in a lover’s quarrel over Owen. I guess we was wrong about that. I guess Nozey’s hot pants for Owen had nothing to do with her obsession with CFP50, Nozey was doing it to save the room!! Shows how different things can be from how they look. And even though it sure looked like Nozey and Owen were getting mighty cozy in Pukes pc for hours on end, guess we was wrong about that, too. Guess they was just parked and afk. Sure, that’s what it was. Uh…




And it was Nozey that punked Owen,  even though them emails sure made it look the other way around. Guess we just read them emails wrong that Nozey posted after Owen went back to carol. Sure, that’s what happened, just read them wrong. Uh…



Well, it sure is confusin, but I know Nozey is right cuz Nozey would NEVER lie. Uh…

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