THE LATEST RUSE

Well, it seems that out of desperation, judie plucked some poor fool’s photo off of Facebook and is passing it around as a photo of me. I can imagine it’s pretty nasty. There are about 50 people with my exact name on Facebook; none of them are me. When I had Facebook years ago it was as Kaleidoscopias Art.

I’ll just let the snickering old women have their fun. It’s all they got. None of them have the brains to come up with something better. Hey, if it makes them happy. . .

UPDATE: Just received some screenshots where judie is saying she got a photo of me off my personal website. Apparently nookey/dances went to my website hoping to find some personal photos. OOOPS! There are no personal photos on that website and never have been. It’s a hippie dippy 60’s nostalgia website that’s been closed for about 2 years. There’s some nice pictures of pot plants if you want to snag one of those. Lmao! Nice try bro, Peace n Love!

This is proof that these people will say and do anything to intimidate and harass others. This is what they do to get back at at someone who stands up to them, so it comes as no surprise. I suppose they’re hoping this cheap tactic of theirs will get rid of the blog, but it won’t. HA!

HMMMMM…

You know we’ve all been beating our brains out tryin to figure out who the hell’s making all these nasty new clones. First just about everyone was thinking it was Scuzzy Twot hydee, but after a couple days that idea lost steam. Too many holes in that theory, didn’t feel right. Then we thought, well, mebbe it’s ol Owen or ol Jimbo, those two are real assholes, why not? We knocked that one around for awhile and it looked pretty good.



 But then I got to thinking, hmmmm, Hack Daddy (dad) hasn’t been around at all lately, what’s up with that? Weird. Hmmm. Could it be ol Hack Daddy hasn’t been in cuz he been busy doin the clones and didn’t want to take the chance of blowin his browser? Browser blowin is the shits.

Lessee, Hack Daddy hates almost everyone ever comes into the room. Check. Hack Daddy has a real ugly temper. Check. He sure knows how to spew the nasty. Check.

Hmmmm….

BUSTED?

LOOK DEEP INTO MY EYES…

This post is in the voice of Teddy Jay Madagain, the clone I named as ringleader of the Motley Crew in the early days of the blog. Later posts are the voice of DaBlogger, the editor.

TEDDY SEZ


Dam, I wish all them sheep were as easy to brainwash as cousin Nawty. We got this one hook line and sinker! If we told her I was Elvis she’d start jumpin up and down and ask for my autograph. If I asked her to jump off a cliff she’d be sailin over the edge before the words left my mouth. Whatta zombie!

This morning she was proclaiming our pristine virtues in tones of reverence. Check it out:

RED RYDER RIDES AGAIN

Last night we saw ol Whale Belly at his finest. It don’t take much to turn him sour, and being confronted with a woman that don’t like him will do it every time. Mebbe that’s why he turns sour every time he comes into Pukes. Yikes!

This time there were several women in the room who don’t like him, and he forgot all about his claim he doesn’t call women ugly names. He let poor lady have it, both barrels. Then he turned on shop, trying to bully and intimidate her, but that didn’t go his way, either, so he finally did the room a big favor and left.

Here he is in action. Ugh.

FORT BUBBLER

I did a little googling on the terms “bubbler” and “fort bubbler” and came up with some interesting results.

It seems that here is the US, a bubbler is a pipe for smoking pot. The most popular shape is decidely phallic and would lend humor to a clone screen name:

Bubbler: A device used for smoking pot. Different from a bong in that a bubbler tends to be smaller, and does not have a removable bowl.

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In Australia and select locations in the US, fountains and drinking fountains are called “bubblers”.

Bubbler is a trademarked name that refers to what some may call a drinking fountain. Massachusetts and Wisconsin are two of the only states in the US where water fountains are called bubblers. Parts of Connecticut and Rhode Island also refer to these drinking fountains as bubblers. The term is widely used in NSW Australia.

Oregon is also known to be quite familiar with the term, specifically in the Portland region where in the late 1800s Simon Benson installed 20 fountains, which are now known in the Portland area as "Benson Bubblers".

Despite its widespread usage in the aforementioned US areas, the term "water fountain" is much more commonly used than "bubbler" throughout the remainder of North America.

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Interestingly, there’s an Australian anti-bullying website that features “The Bubbler”, a thought-provoking short story that teachers can use to educate schoolchildren on how to deal with bullying.

Read the story (PDF file)

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Also, commonly found on the Australian coasts: the sand bubbler crab

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Other references to fort bubbler: Unfortunately this archive page is no longer available on the internet.

AND YA DON’T EVEN SEE MY LIPS MOVE!

TEDDY SEZ:

I been practicin' my puppet act and I got it down now where my puppets yap away and ya don’t even see my lips move! I can make em praise me n worship me and diss my enemies, all with a flex of my fingers and a mutter outta the side of my evil gnome mouth.

I got my sheep sayin' what I want em to say and jumpin' through hoops. BAAAAA!

TEDDY THE GNOME

Yep, I’m a short, fat little gnome, my take on the poor sap I mock with my TeddyJ screen name, which sounds just like his real name but I spell it different.

I’m a rude and crude lil guy and mean as hell. I got no manners or class to speak of and I love embarrassin folks and shockin the shit out of em. I got lotsa smelly gas which I let rip in the chat room and then laugh me ass off. (__o__) Ppfffftt! Ha ha ha! I’m such a stinker!

Sometimes I sneak up under someun’s dress and hide. While I’m under there we both get our jollies, if ya know what I mean. Them ladies are crazy about my pointy little hat. I tickle em with my whiskers and make em giggle. If I’m feeling really naughty, I get my fingers in the pie, so to speak. HA!

I got lotsa silly old wimmen who love to squeeze me n poke me n pet me. My pecker is only three inches all fired up, but they love the lil bugger. Just between you n me, these old ladies are some kinda desperate, but who am I to look a gift nag in the mouth. A squatty, ugly, stinky old gnome like me will take anything he can git! HA!

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