Monday, April 6, 2015

JERK PUPPETS TWERKING

I see a trend in the Pukes room concerning CFP's puppet collection... the puppets are shamelessly courting the people I have added to the Pukes pages. Some of the puppets are so freaking mushy and huggy-huggy it's like Hallmark run amok, lol. You would think that the targets of all this mushy newfound love would be a bit suspicious of the giver's motives. I think most are...

...but sadly, not all.


THE PUPPET POLKA
(or) The Tread Mark Two-Step

Dance little minion, dance
Those strings are making you prance
But someday you'll cuss
When you're under the bus
Punked by a puppeteer's trance




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