NANAIMO BARS

I finally got around to making the nanaimo bars the Canadian Pukers talked about. I didn't order the custard powder (too many chemicals!) but I found a recipe that used cream instead.

So, here are my nanaimo bars. The chocolate topping is not completely set yet but I needed to have hubby take the pics while he was available. I used props in the photos to discourage trolls like CFP and EEstz from trying to say I snagged them off the internet. The gnome figurine is the one I took a pic of and used in the gnome story.

Nanaimo Bars
Author: Jennifer Hill
Prep time:  30 mins Cook time:  15 mins Total time:  45 mins
Serves: 24

INGREDIENTS
¼ cup unsweetened cocoa powder
¼ cup sugar
1¼ cup graham cracker crumbs
1 cups sweetened shredded coconut
½ cup finely chopped walnuts or almonds
½ cup butter, melted
1 egg, lightly beaten

For Filling:
⅔ cups butter, softened
3 cups confectioners' sugar
¼ cup powdered milk (preferable whole milk)
1 tbsp vanilla extract
5 tbsp heavy cream or milk
For Topping:
8 ounces semi-sweet (dark) chocolate (or 1⅓ cups chocolate chips)
2 tsp vegetable oil

INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Line an 8x8" square baking dish with parchment paper, leaving a 1" overhang on all sides.

In a medium bowl, stir together cocoa powder, sugar, graham cracker crumbs, coconut and nuts. Drizzle butter over top and toss with a fork to combine. Add egg and stir until well combined. Press the mixture into bottom of prepared baking dish and bake 10-12 minutes, until set. Cool on wire rack.

In a standing mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, combine butter, confectioners' sugar, powdered milk, vanilla extract and cream. Beat until light and fluffy, scraping down sides occasionally, for about 2 minutes total. When crust is completely cool, spread filling evenly over top. Transfer to freezer to firm up for about 10 minutes.

In a glass microwave-safe measuring cup, melt chocolate by microwaving at 50% power for 2 minutes. Stir until smooth. Stir in vegetable oil. Spread evenly over filling. Let stand until chocolate is hardened.

Lift bars out of dish by the parchment overhang, then slice into 24 equal bars. Run your knife under hot water between cuts to make clean slices.

DEJA VÚ

Well, well, well! I've been watching the newbie RAVEN very closely for a while and I'm willing to bet the farm I know who she is. Remember deepininsin, the hider name that worked so desperately hard to win everyone over in the Pukes room and wouldn't take no for an answer, just like nieceeandzoiee/RAVEN? Deepinsin turned out to be CFP50 in hiding, trying to worm her way back into the room at the peak of her unpopularity.

There's only one other person who has gone to such desperate extremes to worm back into the good graces of the Pukes room after banishment for her crimes against others, and that is SHOPGIRLCLOSET, a real dingbat.

Now CFP or shopgirl is RAVEN, worming her way back in with the same obsessed tenacity used by deepinsin. First she tried this as NIECEEANDZOIEE (RAVEN admitted to being NIECEE after badboy busted her) but made some big mistakes in that name, like adding everyone to her friends list without asking permission. Having botched that name by turning everyone off to her, CFP or shop then created RAVEN10256 and used a different approach. I think that this time CFP, if it is her, has given a few of her gang a head's up about the RAVEN name to get some support for her punk. Watch how cozy all CFP's friends are with RAVEN. No newbie has ever been made at home as fast as was RAVEN; OC's crew being the first ones to offer the welcome mat.

Of course, once CFP reads this, she will show up in Pukes and hang out awhile as a cover. Gawd, that woman will stop at nothing to dominate Pukes! Once shopgirl reads this, she will likely show up raving her innocence, as she always does.

Now, it's true that some people, especially newbies, don't care that RAVEN is an old troll hiding behind a new name, but others do care and everyone should at least know who and what they are dealing with in the Pukes room. Both CFP and shopgirl are master punkers and con artists.

HAGD and Hugs!

UPDATE:
Take CFP50 off the suspect list. RAVEN is shopgirl.

ANOTHER HIDER BUSTED, HO-HUM...

THE DNR NEST

CLOSEUP

SAW THIS COMING

Sadly (?), I had to move the volatile Faith back to the Motley Crew page. The woman is just too unstable to predict or depend on what her behavior will be in the Pukes room from one day to the next. The other night Faith and her faithful sidekick jlschael tore into two of the nicest regulars in the Pukes room. Both Faith and jls misunderstood a couple of harmless wisecracks and took them as insults. They then proceeded to pound the living daylights out of the two wiseacres, working as a tag team.

Hey, people graciously gave Faith a chance to make a fresh start in the Pukes room and for awhile it seemed to be a good choice. I even put her on the Pukes Family page of the blog.

Faith was mostly nice and polite for about two weeks...then her Mr. Hyde started showing his teeth again, culminating in the all-out tag team bashing two nights ago.

Well, so much for Faith, in my book. No more waffling back and forth with the friendly bit like I did with gearhead. Some people are just to mentally unstable to deal with.

I can't get my Yahoo archive to open this morning so I have only the 2 screen shots I took of Faith's meltdown. They say a lot.

jlschael Ontrack stirss badboy who's the 5th one...cfp?

++++THE MOTLEY CREW++++2015

The Motley Crew  is a group of  megalomaniacal, sociopathic, sexually frustrated  senior citizens - many with alpha-bully personalities and an obsession to control others. They are a bad-tempered, negative-minded group of internet trolls who spew lies, slander filth and mockery...the ugly element of the Pukes room...and lately, the main element as well. Sex addicts and deviates are a major component of the room demographics.



This gang of miscreant misfits has changed heads and names a few times since I first started the blog. Most of the original Motley Crew got exposed for what they were and got run off or came back using hider names, and there’s a whole new crew of trolls, goblins and minions now as well, mostly rejects from other rooms, so this page needs a major update. The new list is below. New names, new faces but a lot of the same old tricks and shenanigans. The Pukes room draws.

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THESE ARE THE PUKES ASSHOLES.

MANY OF THE MOST CRIMINAL TROLLS ARE HIDING BEHIND NEW NAMES.

	POT STIRRER
	HORNDOG ALERT
	BACKSTABBER

THE SWAMP THING (basecamp) A sour-faced, creepy, 70-something old horndog who trolls Pogo uncensored game rooms looking for women to con into cyber sex, because he doesn't like the complications of real-world relationships with women (don't think he likes women, period) and just wants to gratify his sex drive without having to give much back. This perv seems to favor lonely, frustrated and morally challenged married women who are being ignored by their husbands. Ol' Swampy's gross, filthy mouth has attracted a lot of gross, filthy women to the Pukes room. Thanks a lot, Toad Man! 6/5

GUY THE GNOME (guy, STLouisCardinals4, CowboyTarzan, etc.) A boozing, drug-crazed, pathological liar who so desperately craves attention he will say ANYTHING to get it. Guy mocks the dead and the handicapped, spews filth and hatred and racial slurs and tells the biggest lies ever to hit the Pukes room. He has no sense of humor so his attempts at wit are pathetically lame. Guy very often sounds like a ten-year-old having a tantrum. The room enjoys laughing at his absurdness and he gives a few people the excuse  to vent pent-up anger and hostility.

JOAN D’FARCE (CFP50) Always in pity party mode, Joan would like to convince you she is an all-suffering martyr who is innocent of all the nasty crimes she has committed against other room members, when in truth Joan is up there among the nastiest and ugliest when it comes to making clones/hiders and bashing. The word “sanctimonious” was invented for her, just listen to her moan and cry how everyone done her wrong. Joan switches friendships off and on at the drop of a hat, and when she latches onto you it’s a 24/7 obsession and harder to shake off than fleas on duct tape. Joan is one of the biggest scammers, brainwashers and liars in the Pukes room. The foil cap might not be enough to protect your brain if she decides to recruit ya! Willing to mock cancer victims with lies and slander if she thinks it might be to her advantage in some way. Also is being coached on her phony "sweet" act by her TLF (True Love Forever) EE.

HELGA THE HORRIBLE (EEstz aka Spot the Hyena) Helga is an alpha pitbull that comes to a room and promptly rearranges or replaces the furniture to suit her tastes. Helga is a motor-mouth megalomaniac (pass the duct tape) that can take over an entire chatroom, caught up in the magnificence of her own words. Helga is on a mission to bring all her fellow skanks back into Pukes but it aint going so well for her because too many people are on to her. Helga sure does love nasty clones, like Newfiedead445, one of the worst clones Wormtongue ever made. Helga is another one who seeks out the weakest minds to mold into minions. Grab that foil hat! A very masculine (as in butchy), domineering, bitter woman who secretly hates everybody, including herself. Willing, alongside her BFF/TLF Joan/CFP, to mock cancer victims with lies and slander. I think she gets a real thrill doing that kinda thing. Ugh, whatta freak.

DISSIN’ TERRY (arousedpips) An odious pervert obsessed with all things carnal and depraved, this mentally disturbed, dirty old man comes into the Pukes room solely for self-stimulation and gratification with absolutely no regard or concern for anyone else. Dissin’ spews stomach-turning filth and insists he is entertaining and charming. Ugh! The only positive response he gets is from other perverts and cyber sluts. A tag team with ONcrack and Guy the Gnome.  6/5

BENTHEDAWG (benthedog) The filthiest mouth in Pukes, bar none. Dawg gets a snootful of booze under his belt and comes in spewing sleazy, disgusting putdowns. These putdowns are always the same old crap, word for word. I think he uses a copy and paste program.Dawg seems to have everyone’s personal and private information, which he often posts in chat. Rumor has it Dawg has a partner in this crime, from the Wallows days.

TRIXIE (jazpurr8) Trixie is a brassy, trashy, self-absorbed 60+ woman who SO wishes she was still 30 and tries to act like she is. She was absolutely beautiful back in the day so that probably explains her overwhelming conceit, but that doesn’t make it any easier to listen to her Me Me Me marathon in chat. And c'mon, jaz...you know that fluffy is fluffless, lol - bald as an eagle! I remember exactly what turned me off on her: jaz talking about necking outside for so long, while her parents slept, that her panties would stick to the porch. Ugh, what a low-class whore. Trixie has an evil side too...she works with BentheDawg to get your personal info: Trixie gets your email address by offering to send you a pic of her when she still had looks, then gives your email address to BentheDawg who uses that email address to search you on the internet and uncover all your personal info, including court records and financial status. A very clever trick and dozens fall for it. Not a lot of rocket scientists in the 50+ uncensored rooms...

SYBIL SPEWFORTH (Faith) Ya never know which personality highly unpredictable Sybil’s going to bring into the room: Mary Poppins  or Ms. Hyde. We’ve seen both in the extreme and wish she’d find something in the middle and stay there. Sybil’s Mary Poppins can be sticky sweet and kissy-kissy, while Ms. Hyde is a raving, raging maniac who will rip your head off and feed it to the hogs. Sybil, when in a rage, will put your personal information out in chat - a real no-no. There's no sense wasting any time trying to befriend Sybil because she is completely unstable and will turn on you in a millisecond. Kinda like her old buddy Joan D'Farce.

HARPY SHREW (gearhead_lady) Harpy is a very intelligent person with lots of interests and hobbies and a prolific chatter, but her nasty side overwhelms all that good stuff. Razor-tongued Harpy is a consummate liar and vicious backstabber who has hurt more than a few peeps in the Pukes room. She’s also obsessed with cyber sex and has a few sex kitten names she uses for that. Ugh.

YUCKO OOH NOO (yoko) Yucko is a loose cannon who says what she thinks and sometimes takes a bashing for it. She has a truly black sense of humor and laughs at the sickest comments made in chat to hurt someone. Yucko is also a notorious fence jumping double agent who loves to spread malicious gossip and makes up a lot of that gossip herself. She is sneaky and does most of her dirty work behind the scenes. I have been  a victim of Yucko's gossip, so I know whereof I speak.

Moan N. Slutt (M0naLotte) Moaner is absolutely the trashiest sleazebag in Pukes, even over jaz and benthedawg. I compare her to the old-timer Hydeeeho (see Scuzzy Twat below), who was truly a disgusting maggot. Any guys that cyber her better run for the penicillin ASAP! Moan is furtive, sneaky, a liar, a cyber ho and evil troublemaker. This piggy puker likes to drop rumor and gossip bombs into chat to see what level of chaos and drama it might lead to. 99.9% of her bombs are lies she made up herself for the occasion.

OLDIES WE DON’T SEE THESE DAYS

Not in these names, anyway, but you can bet they’re still in the Pukes room. Some of the nastier newbies sound mighty familiar...

WILLY WANKER (CoBraSWUK) Formerly the hubby of Joan D’Farce in a marriage made in Hell, (willy married her in hopes of gaining a US citizenship but was rejected) Willy, along with Snake, Worm and Joan is one of the original nasty asses in the Pukes room, a master evil clone maker, personal info thief and filth spewer. This one has huge mental problems that forced him to quit school at an early age but he tries to convince people he is a computer genius by Googling computer terms and then posting the info on his Pogo profile. Willy does know quite  bit about hacking, your pc could be next!

NOZEY PISSY (pristy) Nasty Nozey was once the favorite front man of the Motley Crew because she is an expert split personality. Pissy has spend hours on end, day after day, mercilessly bashing people in the Pukes room and spreading vicious lies, usually drunk as a skunk. Pissy has changed her tact now and only chats in the morning when she is sober and can better suppress the nasty troll within. Pissy’s hard partyin lifestyle fried most of her neurons, but unfortunately her mouth still works. One ugly, nasty burnout!

NURSE NAWTY (shopgirl) Nawty loves to dramatize and get up on the soap box and stir the pot n do sneaky, nasty things behind the scenes. Nawty is needy for attention and tells some of the tallest tales ya ever heard, real whoppers. Exaggeration and fabrication taint every comment she makes. She hangs with the worst of the Motley crew and does a lot of their dirty work like research for personal info, criminal records and family photos. Her fave scam is to get your email address so’s she can track down your name and address. If she finds your phone number she’ll give ya a call!

SNAKETONGUE (jim) Snaketongue is the worst we got in the Pukes room. He tries to come across as a devout man of faith, and a knight on a white charger to woo the ladies, but under that toothy grin and saintly persona lies an evil, oily-tongued Mr. Hyde that will go to any extreme to hurt and humiliate. This Elmer Gantry works with Wormtongue (bella) to make some of the ugliest, nastiest clones and trolls in Pogo, and they make dozens of em. Snake is a pseudo intellectual whose mouth is far bigger than his booze-addled brain. Says he left Pogo…Uhuh, right.

WORMTONGUE (bellakayliesky) Under her friendly mask, this 40-something, motor-mouthed, gospel-spewin hypermaniac is one of the most dangerous and obsessive predators in the Pukes room. She hangs out in 50+ rooms because older folks are easiest to con. Worm will spend weeks searching out personal info and then wait until the perfect moment to use it against you, hiding behind a nasty clone name. Unless she sees lots of $$ on your financial report, in which case she will instantly become your BFF. Worm is devious and clever and seeks out the weakest minds to mold into minions. Put on that foil hat!

TURNIP HEAD (littlebitt) Turnip is a Motley Crew puppet who has been tight with them for years. Turnip, like Helga and Wormtongue, can fool ya into thinking she’s a lovely person, with phony sweetness and friendly chat. But if her masters give the signal, Turnip will start spewing hate and filth and stomp ya into the mud before you know what hit ya. And then she puts the turnip truck in reverse and tries to deny any wrongdoing. Meh.

MS CHUFF (maggie) Ms Chuff ain’t no delicate wallflower! Her swaggering, bully-boy attacks are heavy-handed, foul-mouthed and drippin with self-importance. Ms Chuff makes some of the filthiest clones in Pukes, real stomach-turners. She’s a sneak who likes to work in the background, slandering and undermining innocent victims or her target du jour. Maker of filthy-mouthed clones. Don’t give her any personal info or piss her off, cuz she has computer skills she misuses for dark and dirty deeds.

FRIEDA FREELOADER (joy2) Frieda is another one who can be syrupy sweet one moment and a nasty bitch the next. She is well known for the nasty clones and bashing she did in the Pukes room a couple of years ago when she was pals with jim and bella and gang. Frieda tends to wear out her welcome with people that befriend her and  has a bad habit of attacking people on both sides of the fence in Pukes, which doesn’t win her a lot of friends. Frieda recently dumped her joy name and now she haunts the room in nasty clone names.

ZELDA ZOMBIE (whitedoveyw) Nobody heard so much as a peep out of Zelda the rare occasion she visited the Pukes room, but all that changed literally overnight. One day Zelda told the room she has stage 4 (terminal) cancer and never shut up after that. She repeatedly trashed people who don’t like jim and bella, made crotch-obsessed remarks and a couple of weeks later, “died”. Three months later she reappeared as though nothing had happened and tried to insinuate that someone else had her password and made a false death announcement. Actually, it was part of a scheme to frame me. What a screwball! People that knew her before this say she was quiet and nice. Not any more.

SCUZZY TWOT (hydee) Scuzzy is a coarse, repulsive and graceless bottom feeder you will rarely find sober. Scuzzy makes really nasty, disgusting clones and trolls. Nobody, I mean NOBODY likes this fleabitten pitbull, but sometimes the Jim n bella gang tolerate her when they need to beef up the gang numbers. Ol Scuzzy has the misguided delusion she is an important player and that everyone wants to get at her or next to her. What? I’d rather dumpster dive at a fish market!

WHALE BELLY (Mauler/RedRyder) Ol’ Whale Belly, his prime done come and gone years ago and he’s put on a couple hunnert pounds, bigger’n the Pillsbury doughboy, but he still tries to come on as a totally hot stud. Gets real mean if the ladies don’t swoon when he enters a room, and mutes em. Like they care! He just don’t get it, period. This one is more pig than human. Whale Belly makes a lot of filthy-mouthed clones he uses to bash the ladies.

NASTY-NATURED TRANSIENTS FROM OTHER ROOMS WHO JUST WANT THE PLEASURE OF TAKING IT OUT ON SOMEONE

~UNDER CONSTRUCTION~

TINDERGIRL_

MARTY195519

ICALA

WANDA

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