Friday, July 27, 2012

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

“I think we will show the whole world not just that we come together as a United Kingdom but also we’re extremely good at welcoming people from across the world," ~ Boris Johnson, Mayor of London

olylogo
 
~ The Brits welcome the Colonists to the Olympics ~ cheeky1brits1

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

CLONE QUICKIES



Gotta be a Troll




lorijana Only a moron with a 2-digit IQ or dementia would think these clones are me. Unfortunately, there are more of those in the Pukes room that I once thought.


It looks to me like the people in that room will always be gullible sheep when it comes to Motley Crew punks and clones. 





They have been told over and over by several people that the Crew has a lot of spare names that date way back and have lots of tokens and badges. An intelligent person can see through them in a day or so but apparently most Pukers can’t.





Of course littlebitt, EE, dove, CFP and the Motley clones like woop and lorib are laying it on thick right now because I don’t have a name in the room. I see people fall for the clone BS and I cringe. What a cesspool that room has become!


badbustindancesbad has a keen eye for
who’s behind a clone
janadances

TRAP, PUNK, WHAT?

I checked my Pogo mail for JudiSnowflake today - the only Pogo name I have active now since I deactivated the names associated with the Pukes room - and found a strange Pogo mail from EE. In a hurry to clear my inbox, I almost answered her mail but it suddenly occurred to me that this could be some kind of entrapment or punk; both are Motley Crew specialties. Their latest scam is altering Pogo mails and forwarding them in mass mailings.

I decided it would be safer to just post EE’s email and my response here on the blog. She can read my response here or not at all. I find it VERY odd that EE would email me in the first place and it certainly would NOT be with my well-being in mind.

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I suspect that CFP and crew altered some screenshots to implicate me in some Pogo crime and EE emailed me so they could alter my response and frame me.

Gawd, I am SOOO tired of the evil schemes and childish behavior of the Pukes room. Leave me alone.

HOLY CRAP!

Read the reviews before you spend that $10.00

 This review is from: Fifty Shades of Grey: Book One of the Fifty Shades Trilogy (Paperback)

12,714 of 13,178 people found the following review helpful

2.0 out of 5 stars
Did a teenager write this???, April 15, 2012
By meymoon (California, US) - See all my reviews

I really don't like writing bad reviews. I admire people who have the courage to put pen to paper and expose themselves to the whole world, especially those writing erotica. Having just finished this book, however, I feel compelled to write a review.

About half way through the book, I looked up the author to see if she was a teenager. I really did because the characters are out of a 16 year old's fantasy. The main male character is a billionaire (not a millionaire but a billionaire) who speaks fluent French, is basically a concert level pianist, is a fully trained pilot, is athletic, drop dead gorgeous, tall, built perfectly with an enormous penis, and the best lover on the planet. In addition, he's not only self made but is using his money to combat world hunger. Oh yeah, and all of this at the ripe old age of 26! And on top of that, he's never working. Every second is spent having sex or texting and emailing the female character. His billions seem to have just come about by magic. It seriously feels like 2 teenage girls got together and decided to create their "dream man" and came up with Christian Grey.

Then come the sex scenes. The first one is tolerable but as she goes on, they become so unbelievable that it becomes more laughable than erotic. She orgasms at the drop of a hat. He says her name and she orgasms. He simply touches her and she orgasms. It seems that she's climaxing on every page.
Then there's the writing. If you take out the parts where the female character is blushing or chewing her lips, the book will be down to about 50 pages. Almost on every single page, there is a whole section devoted to her blushing, chewing her lips or wondering "Jeez" about something or another. Then there's the use of "shades of". He's "fifty shades of fk’d up," "she turned 7 shades of crimson," "he's ten shades of x, y, and z." Seriously?

The writing is just not up to par, the characters are unbelievable, and the sex verges on the comical. I don't know what happens in the remaining books and I do not intend to read them to find out. But given the maturity level of the first book, I imagine that they get married, have 2 perfect children, cure world hunger, and live happily ever after while riding into the sunset, as the female character climaxes on her horse causing her to chew her bottom lip and blush fifty shades of crimson. Jeez!

This hilarious review pretty much sums up my reaction  to the book. I wish Amazon gave refunds on books.

Monday, July 16, 2012

A MOTLEY CODA

Oh! what a tangled web we weave
When first we practice to deceive!
~Sir Walter Scott

Saturday, July 14, 2012

c’est la vie, asi es la vida

I have reached my limits on the insanity, corruption, shallowness and hypocrisy of the Pukes room. I cancelled all my Pogo accounts today and by this time next week all this bullshit will just be a faded memory. I left Pogo for four years the last time around and hopefully this time, forever.

Ya all enjoy the lying, hypocrisy and backstabbing. Nice way to spend the last few years of your life on this earth, eh.

I will be shutting the blog down next week.

THE PUKES SHEEP LULLABY

Anyway the wind blows is fine with me
Anyway the wind blows, it don't matter to me
'cause I'm thru with the fussin' and fightin' with you
I went out and found a woman who is gonna be true
She makes me oh so happy now, I'm never ever blue
Anyway the wind blows is fine with me
Anyway the wind blows it don't matter to me
'cause she treats me like she loves me
And she never makes me cry
I'm gonna stick with her till the day I die
She's ot like your baby, she would never ever lie
Anyway the wind blows, is fine with me
Anyway the wind blows, it don't matter to me
Now I'm going to go away and leave you standin' at the door
I'll tell you this baby, I won't be back any more
'cause you don't even know what love is for
Anyway the wind blows, anyway the wind blows
Anyway the wind blows, anyway the wind blows

~Frank Zappa~

baaaa

FACEBOOK HOAX

CoBraswuk, the self-appointed computer guru and recently “repented” Motley troll who is now the very paragon of truth, announced yesterday that Facebook will be shutting down for good on July 15th, 2012. Extensive Googling brought up just one source for this information, a website that also announces that aliens are going to attack Earth this coming October. http://weeklyworldnews.com/

CoBra can't possibly believe this hoax to be true. He most likely posted that dire announcement in chat to bring attention to himself. Repented? Right, lol.

Probably the same motive was behind the creation of the self-absorbed troll A1MotleyCrew, who obsessively tries to redefine and over-define who qualifies as Motley Crew. As I originally penned it. the term “Motley Crew” applies to a group of people who go to certain extremes to hurt others in the Pukes room. Whether they work together or solo is moot point.

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CoBra, you’re trying so hard -too hard- to separate yourself from the Motley Crew but you defeat yourself by making names like A1Motley~ that prove you are still the same old Owen.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

HE’S GOT A POINT THERE

THE POINT, Think About Your Troubles

Harry Nilsson

Monday, July 9, 2012

INTELLECTUAL SNOBBERY?

It’s one of the room’s great paradoxes how supposedly good people can sit in the Pukes room and watch gear viciously attack people for hours and then choose to call her a friend.

It is intellectual snobbery in its shallowest form to base friendship solely on another person’s IQ, with blind disregard for glaringly flawed character and unwholesome personality traits, concerned only with validating one’s intellectual image through association. This is a reflection on, and of, one’s own character, a mirror of one’s true inner self that no amount of posturing and pretense of high standards can mask from others of good moral conscience.

Birds of a feather truly do flock together, Aesop was a wise man.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

IT’S ONLY BY DEGREE

Sadly, after watching the Pukes room for a year or two, I realize that the dramatic element in the room attracts, as participants, specific personality types and egos that are all motley by nature, separated only by degree.

On one end you have a collection of overbearing, geriatric old hens who behave like school girls. They cluck and peck, gossip and backstab, but that is largely the extent of their antics and they are generally petty and harmless.

On the other end you have some truly nasty and dangerous people who live to hurt and humiliate others and use every means available to achieve that goal. These are the Motley Crew I track on the blog. Petty gossip and backstabbing are the work of amateurs in their eyes. They want to cause some serious pain and suffering. To do that, they do online searches for names, addresses, financial statements and criminal records, which they post in chat or send around in mass emails. They make fake Pogo names using guest passes (and sometimes pay for them) to hide behind and cruelly bash their targets. Some of the meeker ones spend their time doing dirty work behind the scenes, gaining the trust of innocent victims to bleed them for personal information they can pass on to the others.

But the making of anonymous Pogo names to attack others is not exclusive to the Motley Crew. Many of the “good guys” do it, too, and they bash just like the Crew. They also lie through their teeth to back up their friends.

So the nastiness is just a matter of degree in the Pukes room, and you will find very few regular chatters who are exempt. There are some exceptions, so watch carefully and seek them out as a friend. You need that kind of support to survive the manipulations and mania in this twisted game room.

Good luck.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

NOT DABLOGGER

Some peeps with an agenda are trying to pass off this clone as DaBlogger. It is not. As usual, the people trying hardest to convince the room this clone is DaBlogger are probably the people who made the clone. How Motley!

storytellerstorytellers101

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

TOLD YA

I was right about OC when I first mentioned her on the blog over a year ago and that opinion still stands. I have said she has many friends in the Motley Crew and she always has. Watch her bring it all out of the closet in her bloodthirsty quest for revenge on me, lol.

She’s already kissing up to littlebitt, the scuzz who embraced the clone that cruelly attacked spooky last year, the newfiedead445 clone. There will be more Motley ass-kissing on Oc’s part in the next few days and weeks. Y’all will see who her real friends have been all along. Just sit back and watch her.

And hey, how about that nasty spew of vitriol she unleashed on me the other day? A truly “good” person doesn’t suddenly become a vicious viper like that overnight simply because someone called them a gossip. No, that spew came from a practiced tongue. Now I wonder about some of those nasty clones that have attacked me in the past. Could well have been OC. Yep yep.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

MEET THE FAMILY **DRAFT 2.28**

butchteddy2a
HI, I’M BUTCH! (Teddy)
I'm rude, crude and classless! I got a bad gut so I pass nasty green clouds all day long. Sometimes I have a "little accident", so I smell like baby poop most the time. I spend a lot of time in Tri-Pukes collecting old ladies for my fan club. I feel like a big ol teddy bear stud muffin when I’m in that room. Too bad I ain’t really a guy.  HA!
butrotliz
LIZZIE (Boos)
Lizzie actually got some brains and used to have manners, but it seems that lately me and Herlicker been rubbin off on her cuz she's gettin real nasty. Too much butt rot boogie in Pukes. Think Lizzie’s even got a hairy mole or two NOW+. Isn't that somethin! Our Lizzie loves to be sneaky, smile to your face and laugh behind yer back. Whatta girl!  But it's all in fun...at least it used to be.
poopylizzie2
POOPIE LIZZIE (Judie)
This be my twin sister. Poor girl has never been more than 100 feet away from a toilet! Depends don't work for a poop problem bad as hers, so Sis didn't leave the house for years, until we all pitched in and bought her a collapsible portapotty, HA! She takes that crapper with her everywhere now, even on dates!
skitzyperv1
SKITZY PERV LIZZIE (Herl)
Cousin "Herlicks" Skitzy Perv, we gotta keep a close watch on her, when she gets drinkin she starts saying pervy stuff about people’s kids and drools worse than one of her dogs. Guess we need to get that one spayed.
imanewFLIES
IMA LIZZIE (I’m a bad girl!)
Cousin Ima is a perfect example of what comes of inbreeding if ya aren’t real careful. She ain’t exactly stoopid, but she’s got a bunch of throwback traits that can be pretty annoyin, like scratchin her ass and then smellin her fingers or throwin feces at us. Damn girl’s always pickin through our hair lookin for lice (which are pretty good protein, actually, if ya eat enough of em!)
lizziepoo1
NUMBER TWO LIZZIE (nanny)
(#2, get it? Wink wink HA!)
#2 doesn’t say much unless there’s a brawl goin on, but she’ real sneaky and gathers info for us. I like sneaky old broads. Who needs nice? Poo!
sanctilizzie
SANCTIMONIOUS LIZZIE (OC)
Here’s one that just can’t seem to say anything nice, even when she tries. Everything that comes outta her mouth has a lil barb in it if ya look close, or it’s a pat on her own back or a brag about how wonderful and good she is or how much she has. Sometimes you want to stuff a dildo down that throat n shut her up. HA!
blockhead
BLOCKHEAD LIZZIE AKA KNOBHEAD(gearhead)
Cousin Blockhead, the identity-challenged IT flunky,  dropped in and made herself ta home pretty much like Closet did. Blockhead looked to see who was room boss and attached herself to Nozey Lizzie like a tick on a hound.  Ol Knobhead is a snipey, condescending phony. She has a big problem now that Nozey is a black sheep so she’s hopped onto the fence and she’s lookin for a new master to parrot. Baaaaa!
newnozey
NOZEY LIZZIE (pristy)
Prissy cousin Nozey was our chief snake in the grass, but she recently got an epiphany about trashin n bashin and now she’s all kissy with them guys we hate. Me n my nasty Lizzies  are thinkin ol Nozey has lost it and we might have to put her in the black sheep corral. But none of us want ta piss her off, cuz she would turn on us on a dime.
DIZLIZ2
DIZZIE LIZZIE (lady)
This one don’t have a whole lot goin’ on upstairs except fairies and butterflies, if you know what I mean. But she’s always a lil lady and smilin n laughin n singin, so we just let her be.
floozielizzie1
FLOOZIE LIZZIE (jazzy)
Kinda like Dizzie Lizzie in a way, only trashier. She sure was jazzy in her day! This one really loves her hooch but it don’t make her mean so we don’t care if she gets shitface as a skunk. Well, she’s been gettin kinda mean lately from hangin around with us, but I don’t think she realizes it. This one’s crazy in love with me even though she knows I aint really a guy. Hmmm….
shopdafake
CLOSET CLONE LIZZIE (shop girl)
This one has all the qualities we hold highest in a gang, er, family member: a nasty skank hidin behind a kissypoo clone name, mental deficiencies, no morals, lies through her teeth. Hey, she cybers all the guys late at night, even the married ones. And, because she shamelessly worships me, we overlook her terminally lame and annoyin personality.
flakeylizzie1
FLAKEY LIZZIE (kale)
Flakey, she’s kinda unstable and flies off to the Bahamas now and then n don’t need no airplane, if you know what I mean. I don’t think she came back from that last trip, ain’t seen her for awhile. But don’t underestimate this one. She knows a phony and a skank when she sees one and aint afraid to cut em off at the knees.
blkshplizzie
BLACK SHEEP LIZZIE (hydee)
All of us guys are crazy, but this one went way off the deep end and turned on us like a mad dog. No problem, we just stomped her into the ground then threw her under a bus. Ghost keeps coming back to haunt us, guess it don’t know it’s dead.
blkshpbutch1
BLACK SHEEP BUTCH (phil)
This is Black Sheep Lizzie’s twin. He’s a real pain in the ass, always crampin my style with the silly old wimmen. But I finally got him run outta town and outta the competition. So how do ya like me now, butt wipe? HA!
hackdaddy1c
HACK DADDY (dad)
This has gotta be the meanest, nastiest sonofabitch south of Detroit, and that’s when he’s sober, which aint too often. Ya outta hear him when he’s got a snootful! He does a lot of braggin about what a genius he (thinks he) is on the puter, and he hates women. He likes to lead one on sometimes, though, so he can dump her once she takes the bait. It’s all fun.
whalebelly2
WHALE BELLY BUTCH (red)
Ol’ Whale Belly, his prime done come and gone redryder2_150years ago and he’s put on a couple hunnert pounds, bigger’n the Pillsbury doughboy, but he still tries to come on as a totally hot stud. Gets real mean if the ladies don’t  swoon when he enters a room and mutes em. Like they care! He just don’t get it, period.
oldgeezer1
OLD GEEZER (dances)
Old Geezer is a friend of the family. Poopy sis is crazy about the ornery old fart and loves spendin time with him. Poopy’s hooked on his dirty talk and she likes all the dark and secret stuff he does on his pc and the internet. Not all of it is exactly legal, but who cares? Let er rip! And he aint as smart as he tries to tell ya he is. And hey, he’s really really old.
cuztechie
COUSIN TECHIE LIZZIE
(?)Cousin Techie doesn’t hang with us, but she helps us out once in awhile when we need something done that requires brains. She isn’t like the rest of us, we still tryin to figure out what happened. Maybe she was adopted.
theeditor
THE EDITOR ;)
This be the bitch that runs the blog. It’s real nice of her to give us this nifty outlet for spewin our venom. She sometimes puts in her own two cents, weird stuff but we put up with it because well, we have no choice.

FRIENDS??


Here is the original “Meet the Family” page that was posted on the blog Feb 28, 2011, soon after the blog was created.





OC, Jaz, and Yoko friends of mine? Not quite, lol. Yes, I did try to be friends with them for about six weeks, during the coffee get-togethers, but I got reminded of why I never liked them much to begin with. Hey, it was fun to interact with the so-called Good Guys for awhile but it’s no fun at all being a dart board for the black sheep amongst ‘em.







Here’s the link to the blog’s “Meet the Family” page posted on the original blog at butchlizzie .blogspot.com. At that time the blog was written in the voice of Teddy aka judie2247, my main nemesis at the time.CLICK HERE