Hi, I’m Tee Jay, the original Gnome of Tri-Pukes, and it’s about dam time I got credit for it! That woosie, girly-man imitation of me, Teddy, don’t even come close! I be the gnarly gnome with the macho, the brains, the wit, the charisma, the dazzling personality, the sheer animal magnetism. That insignificant, no-talent sorry excuse of a replicant pales in the shadow of my irresistible magnificence! Hell, ya all do, let’s face it!
Who gaf that I don’t got a job? So what if I sit around on my lazy arse all day hangin' out in the Pukes room? Hey, I have a responsibility to the league of worshipful fans in the Pukes room, who live for my presence and hang on my every word. Ah, the endless fount of precious gems of intellect and comedic genius that issue from my gifted mouth! No wonder they adore me!
So just forget about that other joke of a gnome. It’s me you want…and you know it!
No comments:
Post a Comment