Tuesday, April 12, 2011

MUFFIN MISCHIEF




The naughty but nice Muff Squad was out in full force last night, staging a raid on the stuffy and tightly tethered Griefers room. Smoke filled the room as mute buttons went into overdrive under the barked orders of the Griefers room warden, mamabear. Not everyone followed her orders and mamabear soon lost control of her flunkies, much to her outrage and mortification.  The artillary was flying from all sides!





Jazzedupmuff traded the mattress, hooker heels and coin bag of her trade for a fully accessorized Florence Nightingale uniform. She was kept busy working the front line, administering first aid to the injured and fallen, applying bandages, tourniquets and mouth to mouth resuscitation wherever needed as she bravely dodged the heavy onslaught of bullets and bullshit. In the end, she was exhausted but triumphant, her once-glorious white banner of truce stomped and tattered.





Although not a muff, Bella joined the fray and did a standout performance on the front line with her brilliant and snappy one liners, stunning the hapless Griefers into shocked silence and giving the muffs a chance to recoup and regroup.





Since chkmymuff came in late in the game and missed the worst of it, it’s not certain whether patti managed to retain her Miss Congeniality crown under duress, or whether queefnmuff made the scene. What IS certain is that a good time was had by all in the Muff Squad.


Griefers will never be the same! HA!








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