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Tuesday, January 12, 2016

SOME INFO FOR YOU WANNABE CONTENT SCRAPERS

Some blog traffic has been coming from the worthless fungus site TopAlternate, so I thought I might post an opinion of TopAlternate I found in the Google Product Forums. Lol, it cracks me up. You try so hard ON but you just don't know what you're doing. Whatta hoot!

https://productforums.google.com/forum/#!topic/webmasters/fVrtYNu1KQE

OOOPSIE!

Dang, I forgot to unlock the blog this morning...again. Thanks for the heads up, my fiend! *friend! It's public now.

Here, let me make it up to you with this delicious, um, candy bar. You can all divvy it up, eh. Bill Murray ate the rest of em.

Friday, January 8, 2016

APPLE PIE WITH CRUMB TOPPING

Even trolls love apple pie!

HOMEMADE APPLE PIE

FROM SCRATCH

WTF YOU LOOKIN' AT??

++++THINGS I DO WHILE SITTING IN PUKES WATCHING CHAT ALL DAY

YEP I SPEND ALL MY TIME WATCHING PUKES CHAT...

Jan 07, 2016 6:20 PM

It just cracks me up when people who spend their entire day chattering in the Pukes room try to tell ME I am in there 24/7, watching chat.

Well, truth be told, I actually had better things to do:

I baked a loaf of buttermilk bread in the bread machine while making:

Freshly ground flour

Homemade semolina pasta and homemade wheat pasta using my home-ground flour

Ciabatta bread using my sourdough starter and home ground flour

Meat sauce using tomatoes, onions and bells from our garden

Homemade spinach lasagna using the meat sauce and fresh pastas

Shoveling snow

4 loads of laundry, washed and folded and put away

And I took a few Pogo breaks just to be all you wonderful, sweet people! Whatta hoot!

SO MUCH FOR THE GARDEN, LOL

Jan 07, 2016 7:06 PM

PUMPKIN PUREE

Jan 07, 2016 6:20 PM

...and the tools to make it truly smooth

MAKING MARINARA SAUCE; BLANCHING, GRATING AND FREEZER OTHER STUFF

8/29/15, 9:34 AM

I decided to take the time to post a couple garden pics on the blog today, which should delight the Skanky Sisters CFP50 and EE, who will be jumping up and down screaming that it's all faked and mirror tricks. Those two really need a life other than tearing apart mine....

Back to the kitchen, I made the marinara sauce using fresh tomatoes from our garden, then put the sauce through my Mother's old (circa 1940's) potato ricer to strain out the seeds and skins for a smooth sauce.

The baton forces the liquids and pulp through the ricer

More goodies to process and freeze...or eat!!

The baton forces the liquids and pulp through the ricer

More goodies to process and freeze...or eat!!

STONES, PINE AND GARDEN GNOMES

Auf 15, 2015 1:29 PM

SUMMER SQUASH RIMMED BY VARIOUS POTATO PLANTS

Aug 08, 2015, 2:00 PM

TOMATO PLANTS ...STEAK, CHERRY, ROMA, GRAPE (spent the morning picking)

BUSH BEANS BY THE MILLIONS

GREEN STUFF!

Aug 24, 2015, 7:30 PM

TOMATOES!!

Lots of ripe ones now and fried green tomatoes for lunch yesterday!

CUKE BLOSSOMS

POWER DRINK

Kale, peaches, homemade yogurt, protein powder

POWER BREAD W/ HONEY-CREAM CHEESE-PEANUT BUTTER SPREAD

Fresh milled wheat flour, seeds, nuts, dried fruit, flax, chia, goti berries,

cocoa nibs and about 20 other goodies.

Yes, I over-toasted the bread this morning....

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EARLY GARDEN PICS

Jul 05, 2015, 7:14 PM

SUMMER SQUASH

TOMATOES, OUTER ROW

CORN, TASSLED

GREEN BEANS

QUAIL-MUNCHED NAPA

MORE TOMATOES

MORE EARLY GARDEN PICS

Jul 16, 2015, 7:14 PM