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MONDAY morning there was a short but unpleasant exchange between OCsurfers and myself in the Pukes room, and since OC has no doubt mass emailed her sanctimonious version of the scuffle to everyone on her friends list and beyond, I am going to give mine, which was witnessed by everyone who was in the room at the time. Whether these people openly back me or not, they know what they saw.

I was in the room as Kale or InquiringMinds, and someone asked me some questions. She asked a couple about the blog, then asked me why I had done the Pig post about Jaz. I then proceeded to tell her how Jaz had behaved Saturday in the Pukes room and how she had ripped badboy apart, unprovoked. I told her that Jaz drinks too much on weekends and comes into Pukes with a huge chip on her shoulder, sniping and bashing.

THEN SUDDENLY, OCsurfers jumps into the conversation and starts bashing me. This was truly surprising, because I check the Who’s Here list frequently and OC was NOT in the room at the time. CONCLUSION: OC keeps a hider name in the room to spy.

OC ranted about me bashing her when actually, her name had not come up once in the Q & A...so what was up with that?? I’ll tell ya what: OC could not take seeing her dearest friend Jaz being discussed so she abandoned hider/spy mode and came in as OC to the rescue. I defended myself, she retaliated, I retaliated to her retaliation, blah blah. It lasted about two minutes.

WHY do I dislike OCsurfers and vice versa? First, there was the way she backstabbed me my first few days in Pukes: I left the room, then came back in right away to say something to someone and caught OC cattily tearing me apart. No one was aware I had come back in because no one as yet had me on their friends lists. I quietly left and realized for the first time that there were snakes in the Pukes room.

THEN, there’s the ridiculous Coffee Klatch OC lured me into back in 2012. Her motives were purely self-serving.

Read these posts about the Coffee Klatch:

6.26.12: A SAD TALE OF GOSSIPS
7.01.12: FRIENDS??

And finally, there is this (I saved the worst for last):
OC used the 2012 Jungle Gin sessions mentioned in the 6.26.12 post to claim I told her many tragic details of my personal life (I did no such thing as I have always seen her as a snake and didn’t trust her). OC then, along with Jaz, spread some really ugly and slanderous rumors about me, claiming they were things I had told her in Gin. One of those rumors shows the true character of both these nasty women: they told people I had said I was not allowed to see my grandkids. NOT TRUE! AND FOR THIS, I will NEVER forgive them. Would you? Dragging family, especially children, into slanderous gossip is ungodly and inexcusable.

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So there you have it. I am sure OC’s version is a 180 from this one. And a lie.

These are the Pukes room non-troll regulars who do the most chatting. (The trolls are on the Motley Crew page.) Not all the descriptions are complimentary but, quite frankly, there are not that many angels who hang out in Pukes. The nature of the room just doesn’t attract that sort of person. Most are simply miscreants by degree, me included.

For many, their only “crime” is being more concerned with their personal pleasure and popularity than who did what to whom. Speaking to trolls is no problem, so long as that troll has done nothing to them personally. It’s kinda like the detachment shown by a city crowd when they witness a rape or mugging: “Hey, it ain’t happening to me, I see nothing!” To each his own, but chatting with a nasty warthog like pristy is a character flaw exposed, no matter how ya try to justify it.

This list may seem antiquated because many names on it are no longer coming to the Pukes room, and many new names are left out. I’ll up date it some day…maybe. As for the newer names, it is pretty hard to tell who is truly new and who is just a cover name for an old troll, since the trolls have many older names with lots of gifts and/or badges, and LOOK legit but are not.

	TRIXIE (jaz) Trixie is one brassy broad! This one really loves her cocktails and can get pretty raunchy after a few. She’s been getting kinda mean lately from hanging around with the Old Hens Gossip Society, a small group of sanctimonious, sour old women. Keep this girl in shallow water, she just wants to have fun! Trixie has an arguably great sense of humor, better when it isn’t leaving snail trails on the porch. She can get a bucolic crowd fired up and laughing, but she does this mostly for attention and kudos. Don’t falter in your praises of her or she’ll turn on ya!
	IDA HOSER (bclady) Ida is from Canada, eh. She has been in Pukes a really long time and she’s another one who knows all about the Motley Crew and what they’ve done to people. (Her involvement in the nasty feuds is a question in a few minds.) This one is not much fun. Like some others, she lacks a sense of humor and tends to be clucky and sour. Ida loves to gossip, big time, and and holds a high seat in the Old Hens Gossip Society, whose members sadly overestimate themselves. Likes to clone, too and, like the Motley Crew, she hollers PROVE IT!!
	SANCTIMONIOUS SAL (OC) ORIGINAL BLURB, 2.2011 Here’s one that just can’t seem to say anything nice, even when she tries. Everything that comes outta her mouth has a lil barb in it if ya look close, or it’s a pat on her own back or a brag about how wonderful and good she is or how much she has. Sometimes you want to stuff a dildo down that throat n shut her up. HA! Don’t turn your back on this gossip, cuz she’s apt to use it as a dart board. I know from personal experience them suckers are sharp! Head of the Old Hens Gossip Society.
	IRMA “LEADFOOT” SCHNOTZENHAMMER (Snotty) This one is a Sherman tank battle axe that can demolish a chat in two seconds flat. She likes to crash into the room with her machine guns and rocket launchers ablazin’! Irma does her damnedest to draw blood but since few people like her, most of her missiles miss the target. Hangs tight with the Old Hens Gossip Society. Ol leadfoot is a political radical full of hate for the other party and anyone in it.
	MERRY WANNA (chillin) Merry just wanna get stoned and dazzle the room with her ‘superior’ wit, intellect and sex appeal. (She’ll be happy to tell you she is a member of Mensa, dropping that tidbit into chat as often as the opportunity comes her way. As for wit, she might be master of the double-edged ‘compliment’, but her pot-inspired attempts at humor are painfully lame. She’ll talk nice to ya if it suits her at the moment, but if you outshine her or get too much attention from the guys, Merry’s green-eyed monster takes over and she starts sniping. She delivers ‘em with a hearty laugh, hoping the target will miss the insult.
	POLLY WANNA (Boof) Polly Wanna ( and boy, does she!) is a naughty girl who loves lowbrow sex banter and everything that goes with it. She’s a lot of fun for people with like minds and likes to make the room laugh. Polly actually has some brains and a lot of street smarts. Polly shows nothing but kindness and consideration in open chat but she loves to gossip behind the scenes and in email, IMs and whispers. Polly is a sneaky one and very close to Merrie Onette, the nasty troll so watch your back.
	YUCKO OOH NOO (yoko) Yucko is a straightforward and a fearless soul who says what she thinks and sometimes takes a bashing for it from the Motley trolls, which could be a cover for the fact that she’s friendly with quite a few of em, so watch your back and watch what you say around this one. She does a lot of sneaky dirty work behind the scenes spreading malicious gossip. I was a victim of this myself. She teamed up with hydeee to spread the rumor I write for Jim’s filthy Facebook rag, The Daily News, a bald-faced lie.
	MS CONGENIALITY (patti) Her congeniality is a bit frayed around the edges sometimes, and of late she has had to grow a tougher hide, but in spite of that, Ms C is one of the most amiable people in the room. Ms C dares to have a mind of her own and not get sucked into grade school mean girl gangs. She’s paid a dear price for that but she has gained more in self respect and integrity. You go girl!
	KARMA (lady) This one would like you to think she’s a fluffy airhead, but it ain’t so. Karma is a very sharp and shrewd lady who has a lot going on you don’t see in her lighthearted chat. Karma likes to flirt with danger and dip her toes in dark waters but she is basically a very good person and just loves to laugh and have fun. Don’t let those voices in her head get into yours or next thing you’ll be dancing naked in the moonlight with dragons and singing with fairies. Hugs the turnips but never falls off the truck.
	Mia Swampgurl (gator) Mia is fairly new to the Pukes room but she seems to feel right at home amongst the good, the bad and the totally fuggin ugly.. Unlike her namesake, Mia doesn’t bite (hard) and she won’t eat ya. She likes to chat at all hours, so no matter how late you come in, say hi to her! She’ll give you all the latest gossip! Telegram, telephone, telegator.
	THELMA THUDD (Whiskey/Tossed) Ms Thudd has been in the Pukes room a long time and knows exactly what’s going on and who is doing what to whom and doesn’t take any crap from anyone. Thelma speaks her mind when the mood hits her and retreats to her trailor when she doesn’t like what’s going on in chat. Thelma’s alter ego Tossed isn’t eggactly an angel, there’s been a rooster in the henhouse and that nest is always full!
	HEDDA GIERGRINDE (Gearhead) Hedda is a Pukes warrior who seems to thrive on big battles, sometimes carrying them on long after the rest of the room is exhausted and longs for a change of venue. (Kinda like ol’Bent, eh) However, Hedda is one one the sharpest minds in Pukes, keeps up with what’s going on in the rest of the world and can actually carry on an intelligent conversation. Hedda has hung out with some of the worst of the Motley trolls and still counts many of them as her dear friends, so watch how much you confide to her. And NEVER try to discuss politics with this one! Cut out your tongue first.
	DEE (dch) Dee has been in the Pukes room a long time and never causes any trouble. Amazing, eh? Dee likes to chat and laugh and basically have a good time. Don’t we all! Best buds with Polly Wanna.
	ZOOIE (Zoo) Zooie is a comical eccentric and absolutely one of a kind. She likes animals, vodka, éclairs, her ool and chinese, but doesn’t like clones, spelling, hugs, kisses or pee in her ool. Her dogs are asses that steal her clothes, (and prolly pee in her ool). Zoo tends to live in her own little world and miss the chat half the time, and sometimes she gets a little testy, but she can be really funny and entertaining.
	NINNY THE POO (nanny) Ninny tends to change her mind about who her friends are from one day to the next, but other than that she can be a lot of fun. You can count on her to post some real jewels of truth in chat that slaps a few of the right people (like me) upside the head. Too bad it’s sometimes someone who thought nanny was her friend. Oops. Never see her in Pules these days, at least not in the nanny name. ;)

	IMA WHYNER (bb) Ms. Whyner loves to chat but she tries to play both sides of the fence and so a lot of peeps don’t talk to her, and she whines about it constantly. Don’t tell her anything personal because she will run tattling to the Motley Crew. The room is full of two faced peeps like Ms. Whyner. Meh. This one probably belongs on the Motley Crew page.
	SPACEY SPOOK (spooky) Spacey? Yeah, like cosmic, but when Spooky is “ON” she one funny lady. Spacey is a drama queen like her sis Nurse Nawty (see Motley Crew page). Spooky tends to use her health issues to gain sympathy and attention, and as a free pass to bash and get away with murder in the Pukes room, cuz everyone is afraid to retaliate for fear of getting trashed for it. That pass might expire someday. Spacey pals around with Motley Crew creeps but allegedly doesn’t get involved in the nasty stuff…right.
	IMA QUEEFER (ImaBadGirl) Cousin Ima is a perfect example of what comes of inbreeding if ya aren’t real careful. She ain’t exactly stoopid, but she’s got a bunch of throwback traits that can be pretty annoyin, like scratchin her ass and then smellin her fingers or throwin feces at us. Damn girl’s always pickin through our hair lookin for lice (which are pretty good protein, actually, if ya eat enough of em!)
	BEDBOY (badboy) A smart guy and a gentleman, too (well, some the time). BedBoy is respected and popular with some of the ladies, which draws some jealousy and flack from the older old farts in the room. BedBoy sometimes has a clear eye and tells it like is, but oftentimes gets drawn into the bogus goods sold to him by his Pogo galpal Polly Wanna. He used to be a lot wittier, but lately he’s been sounding like an echo of those sly and silly old women he hangs out with in Pogo, i.e. Polly. More of a basher than a chatter but is funny sometimes.
	TEDDY D. GNOME (TJ) The original Pukes gnome; a short, round bearded little guy with a teensy pecker and a big ego who dwells in a squalid gnome-cave in his sibling’s basement. Teddy D. lurks silently in the room until the time is right for one of his arrogant and sarcastic pop-up diatribes, which he delivers with an attitude of smug superiority. Outside of a couple of sidekicks who feel obligated to humor him, he seems to be the only one who enjoys them.
	SMILEY SWAMPMAN (keef) Smiley is a good ol’ boy who likes everybody…well, almost everybody, and has old-school manners and respect for the ladies….well most ladies. Smiley loves people and likes to have get-togethers. Party on!
	BART (bartow) What can ya say about Bart? This guy is one of a kind and a real hoot! His wry sense of humor is very entertaining, as is his love affair with lovely Zelda, shown with him on the left on their Hawaiian honeymoon.
	THE EDITOR (DaBlogger) This be the judgmental bitch that runs the blog. She’s certifiably nuts, no doubt about it. Ya gotta be to do something as crazy as this blog. Seriously, the blog ain’t pointless or idiotic, it’s a way of exposing the liars, sneaks, personal info thieves and control freaks that trash the Pukes room, not to mention all their nasty clones. And DaBlogger be doin a great job of it! Please, no rotten eggs and tomatoes. I just did my hair.