FODDER FOR THE COMPOST PILE

CFP shoveled some more garbage onto her landfill profile, all bullshit as usual.

THE LIES

HOW IT WOULD READ IF SHE TOLD THE TRUTH

HUH?

I’ve pretty much lost all interest in the Pukes room and have moved on to sane and funner stuff like playing games with old friends in Pogo, but I just read CFP’s profile and I’m trying to figure out what she is trying to say in her latest lie-soaked smear. I am so far removed from the tired old Pukes War of the Old Hens that I actually saved CFP’s profane profile in my recipe folder by mistake and had to move it to the blog folders.

Personal info? I haven’t posted any personal info, so wtf.  Just more cryptic slander from the master of lies. So, so tired of Carol’s manic rants. Major yawn.

MRS BROWN GETS A BIKINI WAX

FASHION DISASTA!

This week Pogo announced “NEW ITEMS IN THE MINI MALL!” and being a mini mall ho’, I went to have a look-see. YIKES! The mini mall is notorious for cheesy, brain-numbingly bad style, but this latest collections beats em all. Oy oy oy!

The Walmart ambiance of the collection made me think at first that maybe they had hired Tracey Ullman’s Ruby Romaine as a fashion designer: frumpy styles, unflattering lines that make you look fat, last-century styling, lousy fit, bedspread prints, bilious colors in eyeball-searing disharmony.

Then it hit me: these mini items were hastily crafted by some obscure Pogo graphics geek who, fueled by Red Bull and Ho Ho’s, didn’t sleep for a week to meet the deadline nobody else stepped up for. Everyone else had plans for the weekend and pulled seniority. It didn’t matter what the mini stuff looked like, Pogo just needed something bright and shiny to draw us to the mini mall in hopes while we were there we would buy some of the junk that’s been on sale for two weeks. $$$$$$$$

A sampling of Pogo’s summer haute couture

CLONE UPDATE

Good morning Pukers!

LAST WEEK I posted about two obvious fakers who dropped into the Pukes room with new Pogo names and never left, even after getting the 3rd degree from suspicious room regulars. Sticking around after being given a hard time is one of the biggest clues that you’re dealing with a Pukes roomie hiding behind a new Pogo name. A genuine newbie would be turned off for good and go find a nicer room.

I speculated these two are jim and bella, but a couple of people have said it has to be owen and jheff.  CFP must also think it’s owen and jheff because she hasn’t kissed up to either of them, she ignores them - a telling sign the names likely are not Motley Crew trolls. CFP and gang used to bash new names they know are not Motley Crew, but lately they have been following a “see how peaceful and friendly we are” script so they ain’t bashing so much. Besides that, CFP has a restraining order on owen so it isn’t wise for her to attack him.

FULL CIRCLE

I was looking at some old screenshots from February of last year and was reminded that back then a couple of room regulars were very friendly with some of the ugliest trolls in the Motley Crew but stepped away from them once they learned about the trolls’ crimes against others.

The stepping away was probably motivated by a desire to be politically correct for the moment and nothing more, because if you watch chat today you will see that those same room regulars have come full circle and are chummy with those same Motley trolls once again, knowing full well now just how nasty those trolls have been to others.

It’s that self-serving idealogy, “I don’t GAF what these people do to others so long as they haven’t done anything to me personally.” I said once this idealogy is what makes people turn their heads and walk on by a mugging as though nothing was happening. In Pukes, these idealogists profess to be friends with the mugged as well as the muggers. Talk about picket splinters!

THE JIM AND BELLA CLONE SHOW

THE NAMES: GimmeSomeSugar and windyvalley189
Both have private profiles and chat only with pristy. I’m speculating bella is also marykatking and brings them both in at the same time to confuse ya. It’s an old jim and bella trick. When GimmeSomeSugar chats, marykatking doesn’t and vice versa. Just a heads-up. WGAF, let em ramble, just don’t give them your email addy or Facebook link.